Thursday, September 28, 2006

CC Cock Up

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Big oops regarding the congestion charge:

The London congestion charge regulator has apologised to a motorist after wrongly sending him 31 bills for non-payment followed by a further 34 repeat bills... Mr Timothy, 47, from Brecon, Mid Wales, initially received £2,480 worth of bills and told BBC Radio 4's You And Yours programme the cost had been set to increase if he did not pay up. "It amounts to £4,650 if it's not paid by October 2 or then the bailiffs will come round - you know quite threatening," he said.

The only thing was that the poor bugger hasn't been to London since 1981. Wonder if he was here for the wedding.

TFL have apologised and are sending Mr Timothy some money to make up for the hassle. They should really offer him a trip to the capital to see what he's been missing for the fifteen years.

Branson's SpaceShipTwo interiors to look amazing


Wired Magazine's NextFest is taking place in NYC this week, and I wish I could be there.

Among the many amazing things at NextFest today: Sir Richard Branson unveiled the concept interior for SpaceShipTwo, the Virgin Galactic spaceliners on which passengers will soon be able to space-vacay with cushy intergalactic recliner seats and lots of big windows looking out on the great beyond.

“It won’t be much different than this,” Branson told reporters here at Wired Magazine’s NextFest forum. “It’s strange to think that in 12 months we’ll be unveiling the actual plane, and then test flights will commence right after that.”

Virgin Galactic’s spaceliners will be specially-outfitted SpaceShipTwo vehicles built by Mojave, California-based Scaled Composites and veteran aerospace designer Burt Rutan. The new spacecraft, designed specifically for space tourism, will be three times the size of Rutan’s SpaceShipOne, which won the $10 million Ansari X Prize for privately-developed piloted spacecraft capable of reaching suborbital space twice in two weeks.

Link to Space.com story. Image: Mock-up interior of SpaceShipTwo. Michael Soluri, for SPACE.com

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Sites of the future

An interesting online technology conference called DEMO is taking place in San Diego at the moment. Here are my picks of the coolest stuff being shown off:

  • Presto is an attempt to keep older people in the loop when families start pinging photos around the world by email. It'll let you buy your grandmother a printer that connects to her phone line. Then, when you send photos to a special email address, it'll automatically print her out a hard copy. I think it's quite a clever idea. And it's important to remember not everyone embraces technology quickly.
  • AdLirix plans to inserts adverts between streamed songs based on their lyrics - a kind of adwords for music. It's not clear how the system recognises words - I think it must be from the tracklisting rather than voice recognition. Otherwise death metal fans may get some weird adverts.
  • BuzzLogic hopes to cash in on ongoing trend. It plans to let companies find blogs that could opinion influence the opion of their customers. Graphics show the importance of different sources and whether they love or hate you. I've written before about research that could be used to develop similar, but even more sophisticated, systems.
  • Eyespot is video editing for the YouTube generation and, hopefully, it could dramatically improve the quality of online user-created video. You can upload clips to their site, edit them, add effects and have anyone view the result. This is something YouTube or Google Video could well look into developing or buying for themselves soon.
  • Last of all, VaporStream is an antidote to the traceability of electronic communications. Once a message is sent and read, it's gone forever. Here's a full explanation.
For more DEMO coverage check out all the videos of the presentations and the official blog.

Micro air vehicles that cooperate

MIT researchers are using tricked-out model helicopters, each about the size of a seagull, to demonstrate swarming behavior in unmanned micro-air vehicles (drones). According to Aeronautics and Astronautics professor Jonathan How, they're focusing on techniques for "persistent surveillance." A group of drones could act as a distributed eye-in-the-sky for a military convoy with the vehicles taking turns landing on a truck for recharging in a docking station.  Images Four Vehicles Close Up
From New Scientist:
In the indoor tests, up to five radio-controlled helicopters are being used to collaboratively track small ground vehicles and land on the back of small moving platforms.

A video shows one of the vehicles landing on a moving truck, while using a camera to lock onto the target and landing pad.

In another experiment, each UAV was programmed to automatically land on a stationary recharging station when running low on battery power. Another video shows two aircraft working together to track a moving ground vehicle. The UAVs automatically take turns tracking the target at low altitude.
Link to New Scientist article, Link to MIT press release

Do not accept a lift from this man

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In search of a good Royal story - we sometimes forget all about them, but thankfully years of inbreeding means that the next blue blooded blunder is just around the corner. This one involves a fold up bicycle:
The Queen's nephew Lord Linley refused to apologise yesterday after he was photographed pedalling along King's Road in Chelsea with his four-year-old daughter perched precariously on the rack of his folding bicycle. The Hon Margarita Armstrong-Jones, who is 14th in line to the throne, was pictured wearing a safety helmet, grasping hold of her father's coat, her face buried in his back and her legs dangling over the rear wheel. Lord Linley, the son of Princess Margaret, was balancing his daughter's schoolbags on the handlebars as he negotiated the rush-hour traffic.

If she was secured in a humvee and menacing cyclists this wouldn't be a story of course, but while we encourage ditching the car for a bike it's still not a good idea to balance your kid in an inappropriate place (there's a Sickipedia gag in there somewhere).

The bicycle company said the shelf was designed to carry a light raincoat, not a child.

Well, according to David Icke the Royals like nothing better than using small children as light raincoats so maybe Lord Linley wasn't technically in the wrong.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

A "European" victory?


You would not have guessed it from the blizzard of blue and gold flags at the K Club in County Kildare today that the Ryder Cup was originally a sporting event between the best American professionals and those of Great Britain. The first contest was in June 1927 at the Worcester Country Club, Massachusetts, when the United States team defeated their counterparts from Great Britain 9½ -2½.

This victory was to set something of a precedent in that in the first 19 matches (played every other year, with none during WWII) from 1927 to 1971, the British won only three times and drew once – in 1969.

In an attempt to balance up this uneven competition, Ireland was officially added to the British team in 1973, it becoming an Anglo-Irish team for the three tournaments of 1973, 1975 and 1977. The addition, however, did nothing to change the fortunes of the players on this side of the pond. The US also won those three contests.

Almost in desperation, therefore, the British Professional Golf Association prevailed on its American counterpart to widen out the competition to all of continental Europe and, in 1979 the first of the modern matches was played, styled as the USA versus Europe. The US won that and the next two matches.

Meanwhile, the great dream of a "European identity" was stirring in the bosom of the nascent European Union (yet to acquire that name) and, in 1984 the European Council at Fontainebleau (where Thatcher got "her money back") commissioned a report from a committee chaired by Italian MEP Pietro Adonnino to recommend various measures to build the public's sense of European identity.

He reported back at the Milan Council in 1985, suggesting, amongst other things, a Euro lottery, an EU driving license, the adoption of the blue flag with gold stars; and the creation of European sports teams.

The latter endeavour has been singularly unsuccessful to the extent that when Romano Prodi in 1999 suggested "European" teams should represent the 25 EU nations at the Olympics, he was laughed out of court. But, ironically, the one area where the commission has had some success is in hijacking the "European" Ryder Cup, flooding the venues with its emblem.

Thus, as the headlines proclaimed, "Europe wins historic third victory in succession over America in Ryder Cup", there were "ring of stars" symbols everywhere, on hats, scoreboards, flags, shirts, etc. All the television symbols and other publicity logos were blue with the ring of stars.

This was all that Adonnino could have wanted when he proclaimed in 1985 that sport provided a key opportunity to promote a "sense of a European identity".

But, like so many things the EU touches, the victory was an illusion. The victorious "Europe" team included two Swedes (one of whom lost in the final day singles), two Spaniards (one of whom lost), two Irishmen (one of whom lost, the other ended all square) along with six citizens of the UK (four English, one Scot, one Northern Irish), all of whom won. In all, 21 of the 25 "European" nations were not represented. There were not many Latvians in view, or Italians, or French.

Effectively, the 1927 dream of a victory by Britain over the US has come true – only now it is under the cover of an EU flag. Perhaps that is the only model to which the EU can ever aspire which might even bring it "victory" in a wider sphere, which might explain why – for all the provocation – the poor little Europeans are so keen for Britain to remain in the EU.

Nevertheless, one does wonder how much of the EU's publicity budget was spent by the European Commission to see six Brits beat the USA.

Why did MY car get Stolen?

Every 24 seconds a car is stolen in the US. I have been lucky so far and haven't had this problem. With my luck, it will happen when I am holding 2 kids and bag full of groceries.

While I am certainly no expert on cars, cops, or robbers, I do know some places to turn to for a little prevention. Edmunds.com does a great job of explaining exactly what crooks look for and how to protect yourself.

Here's what the crooks are looking for and how they choose cars:

  • Bump against the car to check for a car alarm.

  • Break the window or jimmy the lock to gain entry into a locked car.

  • Cut the steering wheel itself if there's a steering wheel lock.

  • Look for exposed wiring that can be cut or for the central unit of the car alarm to deactivate it.

  • Look for car alarm decals to figure out which method to use to eliminate the alarm.

  • Jump into an unattended running car while the owner is at the ATM, dropping off videos, etc.

  • Look for the car's title, registration or anything with a home address on it.

  • Stake out sporting events, movie theaters and shopping center parking lots for the car of your choice since they offer the largest variety of cars in one area.

  • Find the second set of keys the owner "hid" in the car.

  • Copy specific vehicle information and take it to the manufacturer to get a replacement key made.

To read the preventative portion, visit Edmunds.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Slides Instead Of Stairs!

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Red Bull is horrible. Mix it with Vodka and you can taste all of Britain's problems.

However, their new London HQ is newsworthy because it has slides instead of stairs. We assume that there must be some stairs somewhere but some slides is better than no slides.

The jury is out on whether it's cool and unusual in a good way or cool and unusual in an "it was really cool and unusual for the first week or two but now I long to sit behind a normal desk and work in a real office where my colleagues don't push me down the slide all the time, oh man I hate working for Red Bull" way.

Nevertheless, if Londonist had a HQ we'd have slides, and a see-saw.

See a big montage of photos from the snazzy building here.

American uses of English (Q-Z)

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

L

last name

surname

lawyer, advocate, attorney

lawyer, solicitor, barrister

In BE "lawyer" is a general purpose term, broadly synonymous with "solicitor" for a legal practitioner. A "barrister" is a more highly qualified (and paid !) practitioner who specialises in pleading (advocacy) in higher courts. Until very recently only barristers were allowed to practice in higher courts but this is slowly changing. In England and Wales, justice is administered via a hierarchy of magistrates' courts, county courts, crown courts and high courts with an ultimate appeal to the House of Lords. In criminal cases proceedings are initiated and led by the public or crown prosecutor (known as the procurator fiscal in Scotland). The legal system in Scotland is different from that in the rest of the United Kingdom. CE as BE.

lead

cable

Permanent electrical wiring. See entry for "cord". "cable" meaning TV distributed by cable is common to both AE and BE.

legal holiday

bank holiday

Current bank holidays in England are (for 2002) Jan 1st (New Year's Day), March 29th (Good Friday), April 1st (Easter Monday), May 6th (May Day), Jun 3rd Spring Bank Holiday, don't confuse with Whitsun which is a religious festival), Aug 26th (Summer Bank Holiday), Dec 25th (Christmas) and Dec 26th (Boxing Day). [In 2002 June 4th is also a bank holiday to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the coronation of Queen Elizabeth 2nd.] The May day holiday is always the first monday in May, not May 1st.

lemonade

real lemonade, squash, cordial

In British usage "lemonade" often refers to a sort of carbonated sugar water.

license plate / license tag

number plate

It indicates the identity of a vehicle. British number plates are permanent for the life of the vehicle. There is a single nationwide system of numbering. The payment of annual road tax is indicated by a small paper disc fixed to the windscreen.

Lifesavers *

Polo

Both terms are proprietary and refer to a hard round white mint, sometimes fruit flavoured, with a hole in the middle.

lightning bug

fire fly

lima bean

butter bean

line *

queue

Group of people waiting in an orderly fashion. AE "waiting in line" is equivalent to BE "queueing".

line cord *

mains lead

Flexible cable joining electrical appliance to supply.

liquor

spirits

Alcoholic drink whose preparation involves distillation. Includes whisky, brandy, gin, vodka.

liquor store

off licence

A shop selling alcoholic drinks for consumption off the premises. There are regional variations in both AE and CE. Many British supermarkets and grocery shops also sell alcoholic beverages. In some North American regions (e.g. British Columbia) the sale of alcohol in this fashion is a monopoly. See notes on "bar".

lobby

foyer

First main room you encounter on entering a hotel, theatre or cinema. Both terms may be encountered in all versions of English. In BE a "lobby" is a group of people attempting to influence an organisation or decision making process, especially parliament.

locker room

changing room

long distance

trunk call Obs

Telephone. There is no general word for this in BE.

longshoreman

docker

Apparently a West Coast term.

loon

great northern diver

Bird pictured on Canadian one dollar coin.

loonie Can

no equivalent

This refers to a one dollar coin. In BE and AE "loony" is a colloquialism for lunatic.

Fortunately I'd read the Air Canada in-flight magazine when the airport bus driver asked me "Have you got a Looney ?"

The British pound coin is simply called a "pound coin". Pound notes were last issued in England in about 1985. Scottish banks issue their own notes which are different from those issued by the Bank of England and their one pound notes may sometimes be encountered. They are widely accepted in England.

Referring to a pound as a "quid" is rapidly becoming uncommon in BE. Intriguingly the plural of "quid" is "quid". See entry for "bill" for details on British paper currency.

lorry obs

hand cart, dolly

lost and found

lost property

lot

plot

Parcel of land that can be bought and sold and is, usually, partly occupied by a building.

love seat

settee

see entry for "couch".

low fat milk

semi skimmed milk

In the UK there is no defined meaning for phrases such as "fat free" and "low fat" although consumer groups are campaigning for such standards.

luggage rack

roof rack

On the roof of a car. In BE luggage racks are found in trains and aeroplanes but not cars.

lumber

timber

AE distinguishes standing timber (i.e. trees that haven't been chopped down) from lumber (which is what they become after they've been chopped down and the logs cut to shape and size). BE uses "timber" in both contexts.

In BE "lumber" refers to unwanted items hence "lumber room" and "to lumber somebody" i.e. give them an unwanted task and also means to proceed slowly and clumsily.

lunch pail

lunch box

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

M

M & M

Smarties

Both terms are proprietary and refer to small sweets with hard coloured sugary coatings. Both words are also sometimes used to mean any small item. Smarties have hard chocolate centres are shaped vaguely like flying saucers. A correspondent tells me there is a US sweet called Smarties that do not have chocolate centres.

mail

post

What you do to a letter or parcel to send it on its way. Whilst on its way its "in the mail" (AE) or "in the post" (BE).

mail man

postman

"mail lady" sounds improbable to British ears. In Britain she's called a post woman. "mail carrier" is an alternative American usage and has the official approval of the US Postal Service.

mail slot

letter box

Aperture for delivery of postal items to premises. Note that in British English, "letter box" also refers to a box in public place where letters etc., are deposited for onwards transmission by the Postal Service, sometimes known as a pillar box.

main street

high street

A common name for the most important road in a town or city. Often used to refer generally to the shops and retail outlets of a town or city.

maize

sweet corn

"maize" is apparently uncommon in AE. Also known as "corn on the cob". The use of "maize" to mean a shade of yellow is not known in BE.

mall

shopping centre

The obsolescent British usage "shopping arcade" means a group of shops fronting on to a covered pedestrian way. "Shopping centre" usually implies covered access in British usage whereas American usage uses "mall" to imply covered access and "center" to imply non-covered access. A "parade of shops" in British usage refers to a row of shops fronting on to a road, this usage is largely confined to Southern England. "mall" can also mean a large public park-like area such as Independence Mall in Philadelphia.

Mason jar

Kilner jar

Both terms are proprietary.

mass transit

public transport

Master Card

Access

Credit card company. The British arm has been called "Master Card" since 1998 but many British people still refer to "Access".

master of ceremonies

compere

The person who introduces the performers in a TV or stage variety show. However BE uses "master of ceremonies" for the person "orchestrating" a wedding reception or similar social occasion.

mean

bad tempered

In BE "mean" means stingy, unwilling to spend money, miserly. In AE "mean" can also mean "good" but this is probably obsolete.

meat grinder

mincer

median (strip)

central reservation

Dividing strip down the middle of a dual carriageway. Also called "median strip" in AE.

military time

24 hour clock

Times expressed using numbers in the range 0-23 for the hours.

mimosa *

Buck's Fizz

A drink made by mixing champagne and orange juice.

mobile home

caravan

See notes on "trailer".

modeling clay

Plasticine

BE term is proprietary.

mortician *

undertaker

There are regional variations in American usage. A correspondent tells me that "mortician" is still used for a hospital employee working in the morgue.

Mother's Day

Mothering Sunday

In the UK this is the fourth Sunday in Lent (21st March in 2004), in the US it's the second Sunday in May. "Mother's Day" is widely used in BE as a synonym for Mothering Sunday.

movies

films

The productions themselves. In BE you go to the cinema.

movie theater

cinema

"cinema" is also used in both BE and AE to refer to the art and culture of films.

moving company

removal company

A company that will move your personal effects etc.

moving van

pantechnicon, removal van

Lorry adapted for moving personal effects when moving house. Sometimes called a "panel truck" in AE.

muffler

silencer

Part of vehicle exhaust system. In British usage a muffler is a sort of scarf. In AE a silencer is something you put on a gun.

mutual fund

unit trust

A scheme whereby the investor buys shares or units in a fund which, in turns, buys shares in many companies thereby spreading risk. Dividends received by the fund are aggregated and paid to the fund's investors in proportion to the number of units they have purchased.

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

N

napkin

serviette

native americans

american indians

nickel

no equivalent

5 cent coin.

The traditional names for British coins such as tanner (6d), bob (1/-), florin (2/-) and half-a-crown (2/6) all disappeared when the currency was decimalised in 1972. Surprisingly new names for the new coins have not emerged apart from the 1p coin being called a "penny". Mercifully the habit of referring to 5p as "five pee" that was common immediately after decimalisation is now dying out and most people would simply say "five pence".

The current coin set is 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1 and £2. The 1p and 2p are copper plated steel, sometimes called "coppers", the 5p and 10p are "silvery", the 10p being bigger than the 5p (unlike the nickel and dime). The 20p and 50p are curious seven-sided "silvery" affairs with curved edges, these having the interesting geometrical property of constant width (similar to the eleven-sided loonie). The £1 coin is small thick and rather yellowy, nobody calls it a sovereign. The recently introduced (1999) £2 coin is similar to the Canadian $2 coin having a "silvery" bit and a "yellowy" bit.

The US government has, apparently, made several efforts to issue dollar coins in recent years but these have proved to be remarkably unpopular.

I was at a meeting at the European Commission recently and we were all comparing our shiny new small change ('euro' coins have national symbols on the reverse) and commenting that I'd got a Luxembourg 'euro' when a German colleague asked if I had any British euros. Not yet.

nightstick

truncheon

Blunt cosh-like weapon carried by policemen.

normalcy

normality

notions

haberdashery

Accessories such as buttons and zips used in the manufacture of garments. In BE "haberdashery" also refers to a shop selling such things.

number sign

hash mark

See notes on "pound sign".

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

O

oatmeal

porridge

offense players

forwards

Players who lead attack in certain team sports such as football.

oh

nil

Used in reporting the scores of sports fixtures. Where AE would say "two-oh" or "two to nothing", BE would say "two-nil" for a score of 2-0.

oil pan

sump

Part of engine of motor vehicle.

on-ramp, off-ramp

sliproad

How you join or leave a limited access highway. Sometimes called "exit ramp" in AE.

operating room

operating theatre

orchestra seat

stalls

seat in a theatre on the same level as the stage and orchestra

outhouse

privy

In British usage an outhouse is just that. A small, usually brick, building used for storage or similar purposes with no through access from the main building.

overalls

dungarees

In British usage an "overall" is a one-piece sleeved garment used to cover one's normal clothes when working in a dirty place or job. In British usage "dungarees" often refer to such a garment worn by children or women, especially when pregnant, it consists of trousers integral with a bib-like top.

outlet

socket

Connector for telephone or electrical power. In BE these are sometimes referred to as "telephone points" or "power points".

British telephone sockets are similar to American ones except that the little latching thingy is on the side rather than the top. Technically the American connector is an RJ11, the British plug is a BT/431A or a BT/631A depending on whether there are 4 or 6 wires, the socket is a BT/601A although there are variants. RJ45's are used in both the UK and North America for data connections.

British power sockets have three thick flat pins in a sort of T-shaped arrangement, plugs are large clumsy things whose only saving grace is a fuse in the plug, the user has to find a screwdriver to connect a plug to a cable. American power sockets use thin flat blades, sometimes with a round earth pin, plugs are almost always moulded on to the cable. In very old British buildings an extraordinary variety of round pin sockets may sometimes be encountered. British domestic electric power is nominally 230V at 50Hz, whereas American is nominally 117V at 60 Hz

British light bulbs use a two pin bayonet fitting of similar size to the large screw fitting used on American light bulbs. Light fittings have two spring loaded pins that hold the bulb in place. Less likely to come undone than a screw fitting. Screw fitting light bulbs are quite widely obtainable for use in imported fittings.

overpass

flyover

Road system.

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

P

pacifier

dummy

Artificial nipple used to stop small children crying.

paddle

bat

For "ping-pong" and similar games.

panhandler *

beggar

pantihose/pantyhose

tights

An American correspondent tells me that "pantihose" are translucent whereas "tights" are opaque. This distinction is not known in BE.

pants

trousers

The word "pants" refers to an undergarment in BE.

paraffin

wax

See entry for "kerosene".

parka

anorak

In British usage the word "anorak" is also used pejoratively to refer to somebody with a seemingly obsessive hobby interest in something mechanical.

parkade Can

multi-storey car park

parking garage/ramp

multi-storey car park

parking lot

car park

parking stall

parking bay

party tent

marquee

Large tent for social or commercial functions.

pass

overtake

When a faster vehicle passes a slower one travelling in the same direction, especially when the manouevre involves crossing into a lane normally used by vehicles travelling in the other direction.

pastor

minister, vicar, rector

There are subtle differences but you have to understand the ancient and complex administrative hierarchy of the Church of England to understand them. There are also curates, rural deans (even in urban areas), archdeacons, wardens, vergers, readers and sextons.

paved shoulder

hard shoulder

At side of road. See entry for "pull out".

pavement

paved area

Many British people think, incorrectly, that the American usage "pavement" refers to the surface of a road. In fact, it refers to any area that is paved and sealed against water by asphalt or concrete. Such areas can be for foot traffic as well as vehicular traffic.

penitentiary

prison

"prison" is also common American usage except in the proper names of such institutions where "penitentiary" or "correctional institute" is used.

penny

cent

Referring to a 1 cent coin as a "penny" confuses British visitors.

period

full stop

Punctuation at end of sentence, otherwise its just a dot or decimal point.

personalty Obs

personal property

Presumably by analogy with "realty".

petroleum

crude oil

As it comes out of the ground. See entry for "gasoline".

phonograph Obs

record player, gramophone

"gramophone" is distinctly archaic. Of course gramophone records (aka "vinyl") are themselves pretty much obsolete now, although keen audio types may still have a "turntable" to play them on.

pitcher

jug

Nothing to do with baseball (!).

plastic wrap

clingfilm

Thin transparent film used for wrapping food. "Saran wrap" is a US proprietary term.

playhouse

Wendy house

plexiglass

perspex

Also known as lucite.

pocketbook obs

wallet, purse

The AE word "pocketbook" is reported as being synonymous with "handbag"

polliwog * Obs

tadpole

Baby frog.

pool

snooker, billiards

Really three very different games, the only similarities are the use of long narrow wooden cues to push balls around on a cloth covered table usually in a smoky club.

popsicle

lollipop

Frozen confectionary made of ice cream or fruit juice. The British version usually has a spatula like wooden stick printed with execrable jokes. The old fashioned version consisting of flavoured crystallised sugar may also be encountered. "Popsicle" is proprietary.

pork rinds

pork scratchings

postal code Can

post code

See entry for "zip code".

postal outlet Can

sub post office

A shop that includes a counter providing postal services as well as its normal trade (it may be a pharmacy, a grocery or, especially in rural areas, a general store). Post Offices (sometimes called General Post Offices or Crown Offices) are owned by the Post Office (or Post Office Counters Ltd.,) and handle only postal services, although they're increasingly branching into the sale of stationery, greetings cards etc.

potato chips

crisps

See also entry for "French Fries".

pot holders

oven gloves

Padded mittens for holding hot dishes. Oven mitts in CE.

pound sign, number sign

hash sign

This refers to the symbol #. To British people a pound sign is, of course, the currency symbol £. Confusion is heightened by the fact that the # symbol appears in the same place on American keyboards as the £ symbol on British keyboards (above the 3). You're probably wondering where the # symbol appears on British keyboards, that's another story.

powdered sugar US

icing sugar

pre-natal

ante-natal

For mothers to be.

preserves

jam, marmalade

Fruit, usually chopped in, mixed with sugar and boiled then cooled and bottled. Used as a spread on toast, bread etc, and as a cake filling. In AE it is suggested that "jam" implies pulped fruit whereas "preserves" implies recognisable chunks of fruit, in BE both would be called "jam". In BE "preserves" refers to fruit preserved whole, usually in a sugar solution or syrup, without being first chopped up. "marmalade" is the same thing made using citrus fruits such as oranges and is widely used on toast at breakfast.

pressure

pressurise

To try and force somebody to do something.

private school

public school

You have to pay to go there. In BE "private school" means pretty much the same thing as "public school".

proctor

invigilator

College or university official charged with supervising the conduct of an examination.

professor

lecturer

Teacher in university or college. In BE the title "Professor" is awarded to lecturers who have a particularly distinguished record in administration or research (usually the administration of research). A correspondent has suggested that "professor" implies that the title holder has tenure.

property check (girl)

cloakroom attendant

See also "hat check girl".

prong

pin

Business part of electrical connector, especially the large flat blades on North American mains connectors.

pruning shears

secateurs

small gardening tool

public school

state school

You don't have to pay to go there. The state, in the guise of local authorities, pay. OK, you ultimately pay via taxes.

pulley cords

sash ropes

Part of window.

pullout, pulloff

lay by

Place where you can park temporarily at the side of a road. This is not to be confused with the "shoulder" or "hard shoulder" that runs continuously at the side of major roads and motorways.

pump

court shoe

A low-cut slip-on woman's shoe. In British usage "pump" is a regional name for what is now called a "trainer" or "running shoe". In Scotland "pump", apparently, means to pass wind.

purse

handbag

In BE a purse is used by women to carry currency notes, credit cards etc., whereas a handbag is used by women to carry a vast assortment of oddments including their purses.

American uses of English (L-P)


American/

Canadian

British

Notes

L

last name

surname

lawyer, advocate, attorney

lawyer, solicitor, barrister

In BE "lawyer" is a general purpose term, broadly synonymous with "solicitor" for a legal practitioner. A "barrister" is a more highly qualified (and paid !) practitioner who specialises in pleading (advocacy) in higher courts. Until very recently only barristers were allowed to practice in higher courts but this is slowly changing. In England and Wales, justice is administered via a hierarchy of magistrates' courts, county courts, crown courts and high courts with an ultimate appeal to the House of Lords. In criminal cases proceedings are initiated and led by the public or crown prosecutor (known as the procurator fiscal in Scotland). The legal system in Scotland is different from that in the rest of the United Kingdom. CE as BE.

lead

cable

Permanent electrical wiring. See entry for "cord". "cable" meaning TV distributed by cable is common to both AE and BE.

legal holiday

bank holiday

Current bank holidays in England are (for 2002) Jan 1st (New Year's Day), March 29th (Good Friday), April 1st (Easter Monday), May 6th (May Day), Jun 3rd Spring Bank Holiday, don't confuse with Whitsun which is a religious festival), Aug 26th (Summer Bank Holiday), Dec 25th (Christmas) and Dec 26th (Boxing Day). [In 2002 June 4th is also a bank holiday to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the coronation of Queen Elizabeth 2nd.] The May day holiday is always the first monday in May, not May 1st.

lemonade

real lemonade, squash, cordial

In British usage "lemonade" often refers to a sort of carbonated sugar water.

license plate / license tag

number plate

It indicates the identity of a vehicle. British number plates are permanent for the life of the vehicle. There is a single nationwide system of numbering. The payment of annual road tax is indicated by a small paper disc fixed to the windscreen.

Lifesavers *

Polo

Both terms are proprietary and refer to a hard round white mint, sometimes fruit flavoured, with a hole in the middle.

lightning bug

fire fly

lima bean

butter bean

line *

queue

Group of people waiting in an orderly fashion. AE "waiting in line" is equivalent to BE "queueing".

line cord *

mains lead

Flexible cable joining electrical appliance to supply.

liquor

spirits

Alcoholic drink whose preparation involves distillation. Includes whisky, brandy, gin, vodka.

liquor store

off licence

A shop selling alcoholic drinks for consumption off the premises. There are regional variations in both AE and CE. Many British supermarkets and grocery shops also sell alcoholic beverages. In some North American regions (e.g. British Columbia) the sale of alcohol in this fashion is a monopoly. See notes on "bar".

lobby

foyer

First main room you encounter on entering a hotel, theatre or cinema. Both terms may be encountered in all versions of English. In BE a "lobby" is a group of people attempting to influence an organisation or decision making process, especially parliament.

locker room

changing room

long distance

trunk call Obs

Telephone. There is no general word for this in BE.

longshoreman

docker

Apparently a West Coast term.

loon

great northern diver

Bird pictured on Canadian one dollar coin.

loonie Can

no equivalent

This refers to a one dollar coin. In BE and AE "loony" is a colloquialism for lunatic.

Fortunately I'd read the Air Canada in-flight magazine when the airport bus driver asked me "Have you got a Looney ?"

The British pound coin is simply called a "pound coin". Pound notes were last issued in England in about 1985. Scottish banks issue their own notes which are different from those issued by the Bank of England and their one pound notes may sometimes be encountered. They are widely accepted in England.

Referring to a pound as a "quid" is rapidly becoming uncommon in BE. Intriguingly the plural of "quid" is "quid". See entry for "bill" for details on British paper currency.

lorry obs

hand cart, dolly

lost and found

lost property

lot

plot

Parcel of land that can be bought and sold and is, usually, partly occupied by a building.

love seat

settee

see entry for "couch".

low fat milk

semi skimmed milk

In the UK there is no defined meaning for phrases such as "fat free" and "low fat" although consumer groups are campaigning for such standards.

luggage rack

roof rack

On the roof of a car. In BE luggage racks are found in trains and aeroplanes but not cars.

lumber

timber

AE distinguishes standing timber (i.e. trees that haven't been chopped down) from lumber (which is what they become after they've been chopped down and the logs cut to shape and size). BE uses "timber" in both contexts.

In BE "lumber" refers to unwanted items hence "lumber room" and "to lumber somebody" i.e. give them an unwanted task and also means to proceed slowly and clumsily.

lunch pail

lunch box

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

M

M & M

Smarties

Both terms are proprietary and refer to small sweets with hard coloured sugary coatings. Both words are also sometimes used to mean any small item. Smarties have hard chocolate centres are shaped vaguely like flying saucers. A correspondent tells me there is a US sweet called Smarties that do not have chocolate centres.

mail

post

What you do to a letter or parcel to send it on its way. Whilst on its way its "in the mail" (AE) or "in the post" (BE).

mail man

postman

"mail lady" sounds improbable to British ears. In Britain she's called a post woman. "mail carrier" is an alternative American usage and has the official approval of the US Postal Service.

mail slot

letter box

Aperture for delivery of postal items to premises. Note that in British English, "letter box" also refers to a box in public place where letters etc., are deposited for onwards transmission by the Postal Service, sometimes known as a pillar box.

main street

high street

A common name for the most important road in a town or city. Often used to refer generally to the shops and retail outlets of a town or city.

maize

sweet corn

"maize" is apparently uncommon in AE. Also known as "corn on the cob". The use of "maize" to mean a shade of yellow is not known in BE.

mall

shopping centre

The obsolescent British usage "shopping arcade" means a group of shops fronting on to a covered pedestrian way. "Shopping centre" usually implies covered access in British usage whereas American usage uses "mall" to imply covered access and "center" to imply non-covered access. A "parade of shops" in British usage refers to a row of shops fronting on to a road, this usage is largely confined to Southern England. "mall" can also mean a large public park-like area such as Independence Mall in Philadelphia.

Mason jar

Kilner jar

Both terms are proprietary.

mass transit

public transport

Master Card

Access

Credit card company. The British arm has been called "Master Card" since 1998 but many British people still refer to "Access".

master of ceremonies

compere

The person who introduces the performers in a TV or stage variety show. However BE uses "master of ceremonies" for the person "orchestrating" a wedding reception or similar social occasion.

mean

bad tempered

In BE "mean" means stingy, unwilling to spend money, miserly. In AE "mean" can also mean "good" but this is probably obsolete.

meat grinder

mincer

median (strip)

central reservation

Dividing strip down the middle of a dual carriageway. Also called "median strip" in AE.

military time

24 hour clock

Times expressed using numbers in the range 0-23 for the hours.

mimosa *

Buck's Fizz

A drink made by mixing champagne and orange juice.

mobile home

caravan

See notes on "trailer".

modeling clay

Plasticine

BE term is proprietary.

mortician *

undertaker

There are regional variations in American usage. A correspondent tells me that "mortician" is still used for a hospital employee working in the morgue.

Mother's Day

Mothering Sunday

In the UK this is the fourth Sunday in Lent (21st March in 2004), in the US it's the second Sunday in May. "Mother's Day" is widely used in BE as a synonym for Mothering Sunday.

movies

films

The productions themselves. In BE you go to the cinema.

movie theater

cinema

"cinema" is also used in both BE and AE to refer to the art and culture of films.

moving company

removal company

A company that will move your personal effects etc.

moving van

pantechnicon, removal van

Lorry adapted for moving personal effects when moving house. Sometimes called a "panel truck" in AE.

muffler

silencer

Part of vehicle exhaust system. In British usage a muffler is a sort of scarf. In AE a silencer is something you put on a gun.

mutual fund

unit trust

A scheme whereby the investor buys shares or units in a fund which, in turns, buys shares in many companies thereby spreading risk. Dividends received by the fund are aggregated and paid to the fund's investors in proportion to the number of units they have purchased.

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

N

napkin

serviette

native americans

american indians

nickel

no equivalent

5 cent coin.

The traditional names for British coins such as tanner (6d), bob (1/-), florin (2/-) and half-a-crown (2/6) all disappeared when the currency was decimalised in 1972. Surprisingly new names for the new coins have not emerged apart from the 1p coin being called a "penny". Mercifully the habit of referring to 5p as "five pee" that was common immediately after decimalisation is now dying out and most people would simply say "five pence".

The current coin set is 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1 and £2. The 1p and 2p are copper plated steel, sometimes called "coppers", the 5p and 10p are "silvery", the 10p being bigger than the 5p (unlike the nickel and dime). The 20p and 50p are curious seven-sided "silvery" affairs with curved edges, these having the interesting geometrical property of constant width (similar to the eleven-sided loonie). The £1 coin is small thick and rather yellowy, nobody calls it a sovereign. The recently introduced (1999) £2 coin is similar to the Canadian $2 coin having a "silvery" bit and a "yellowy" bit.

The US government has, apparently, made several efforts to issue dollar coins in recent years but these have proved to be remarkably unpopular.

I was at a meeting at the European Commission recently and we were all comparing our shiny new small change ('euro' coins have national symbols on the reverse) and commenting that I'd got a Luxembourg 'euro' when a German colleague asked if I had any British euros. Not yet.

nightstick

truncheon

Blunt cosh-like weapon carried by policemen.

normalcy

normality

notions

haberdashery

Accessories such as buttons and zips used in the manufacture of garments. In BE "haberdashery" also refers to a shop selling such things.

number sign

hash mark

See notes on "pound sign".

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

O

oatmeal

porridge

offense players

forwards

Players who lead attack in certain team sports such as football.

oh

nil

Used in reporting the scores of sports fixtures. Where AE would say "two-oh" or "two to nothing", BE would say "two-nil" for a score of 2-0.

oil pan

sump

Part of engine of motor vehicle.

on-ramp, off-ramp

sliproad

How you join or leave a limited access highway. Sometimes called "exit ramp" in AE.

operating room

operating theatre

orchestra seat

stalls

seat in a theatre on the same level as the stage and orchestra

outhouse

privy

In British usage an outhouse is just that. A small, usually brick, building used for storage or similar purposes with no through access from the main building.

overalls

dungarees

In British usage an "overall" is a one-piece sleeved garment used to cover one's normal clothes when working in a dirty place or job. In British usage "dungarees" often refer to such a garment worn by children or women, especially when pregnant, it consists of trousers integral with a bib-like top.

outlet

socket

Connector for telephone or electrical power. In BE these are sometimes referred to as "telephone points" or "power points".

British telephone sockets are similar to American ones except that the little latching thingy is on the side rather than the top. Technically the American connector is an RJ11, the British plug is a BT/431A or a BT/631A depending on whether there are 4 or 6 wires, the socket is a BT/601A although there are variants. RJ45's are used in both the UK and North America for data connections.

British power sockets have three thick flat pins in a sort of T-shaped arrangement, plugs are large clumsy things whose only saving grace is a fuse in the plug, the user has to find a screwdriver to connect a plug to a cable. American power sockets use thin flat blades, sometimes with a round earth pin, plugs are almost always moulded on to the cable. In very old British buildings an extraordinary variety of round pin sockets may sometimes be encountered. British domestic electric power is nominally 230V at 50Hz, whereas American is nominally 117V at 60 Hz

British light bulbs use a two pin bayonet fitting of similar size to the large screw fitting used on American light bulbs. Light fittings have two spring loaded pins that hold the bulb in place. Less likely to come undone than a screw fitting. Screw fitting light bulbs are quite widely obtainable for use in imported fittings.

overpass

flyover

Road system.

American/

Canadian

British

Notes

P

pacifier

dummy

Artificial nipple used to stop small children crying.

paddle

bat

For "ping-pong" and similar games.

panhandler *

beggar

pantihose/pantyhose

tights

An American correspondent tells me that "pantihose" are translucent whereas "tights" are opaque. This distinction is not known in BE.

pants

trousers

The word "pants" refers to an undergarment in BE.

paraffin

wax

See entry for "kerosene".

parka

anorak

In British usage the word "anorak" is also used pejoratively to refer to somebody with a seemingly obsessive hobby interest in something mechanical.

parkade Can

multi-storey car park

parking garage/ramp

multi-storey car park

parking lot

car park

parking stall

parking bay

party tent

marquee

Large tent for social or commercial functions.

pass

overtake

When a faster vehicle passes a slower one travelling in the same direction, especially when the manouevre involves crossing into a lane normally used by vehicles travelling in the other direction.

pastor

minister, vicar, rector

There are subtle differences but you have to understand the ancient and complex administrative hierarchy of the Church of England to understand them. There are also curates, rural deans (even in urban areas), archdeacons, wardens, vergers, readers and sextons.

paved shoulder

hard shoulder

At side of road. See entry for "pull out".

pavement

paved area

Many British people think, incorrectly, that the American usage "pavement" refers to the surface of a road. In fact, it refers to any area that is paved and sealed against water by asphalt or concrete. Such areas can be for foot traffic as well as vehicular traffic.

penitentiary

prison

"prison" is also common American usage except in the proper names of such institutions where "penitentiary" or "correctional institute" is used.

penny

cent

Referring to a 1 cent coin as a "penny" confuses British visitors.

period

full stop

Punctuation at end of sentence, otherwise its just a dot or decimal point.

personalty Obs

personal property

Presumably by analogy with "realty".

petroleum

crude oil

As it comes out of the ground. See entry for "gasoline".

phonograph Obs

record player, gramophone

"gramophone" is distinctly archaic. Of course gramophone records (aka "vinyl") are themselves pretty much obsolete now, although keen audio types may still have a "turntable" to play them on.

pitcher

jug

Nothing to do with baseball (!).

plastic wrap

clingfilm

Thin transparent film used for wrapping food. "Saran wrap" is a US proprietary term.

playhouse

Wendy house

plexiglass

perspex

Also known as lucite.

pocketbook obs

wallet, purse

The AE word "pocketbook" is reported as being synonymous with "handbag"

polliwog * Obs

tadpole

Baby frog.

pool

snooker, billiards

Really three very different games, the only similarities are the use of long narrow wooden cues to push balls around on a cloth covered table usually in a smoky club.

popsicle

lollipop

Frozen confectionary made of ice cream or fruit juice. The British version usually has a spatula like wooden stick printed with execrable jokes. The old fashioned version consisting of flavoured crystallised sugar may also be encountered. "Popsicle" is proprietary.

pork rinds

pork scratchings

postal code Can

post code

See entry for "zip code".

postal outlet Can

sub post office

A shop that includes a counter providing postal services as well as its normal trade (it may be a pharmacy, a grocery or, especially in rural areas, a general store). Post Offices (sometimes called General Post Offices or Crown Offices) are owned by the Post Office (or Post Office Counters Ltd.,) and handle only postal services, although they're increasingly branching into the sale of stationery, greetings cards etc.

potato chips

crisps

See also entry for "French Fries".

pot holders

oven gloves

Padded mittens for holding hot dishes. Oven mitts in CE.

pound sign, number sign

hash sign

This refers to the symbol #. To British people a pound sign is, of course, the currency symbol £. Confusion is heightened by the fact that the # symbol appears in the same place on American keyboards as the £ symbol on British keyboards (above the 3). You're probably wondering where the # symbol appears on British keyboards, that's another story.

powdered sugar US

icing sugar

pre-natal

ante-natal

For mothers to be.

preserves

jam, marmalade

Fruit, usually chopped in, mixed with sugar and boiled then cooled and bottled. Used as a spread on toast, bread etc, and as a cake filling. In AE it is suggested that "jam" implies pulped fruit whereas "preserves" implies recognisable chunks of fruit, in BE both would be called "jam". In BE "preserves" refers to fruit preserved whole, usually in a sugar solution or syrup, without being first chopped up. "marmalade" is the same thing made using citrus fruits such as oranges and is widely used on toast at breakfast.

pressure

pressurise

To try and force somebody to do something.

private school

public school

You have to pay to go there. In BE "private school" means pretty much the same thing as "public school".

proctor

invigilator

College or university official charged with supervising the conduct of an examination.

professor

lecturer

Teacher in university or college. In BE the title "Professor" is awarded to lecturers who have a particularly distinguished record in administration or research (usually the administration of research). A correspondent has suggested that "professor" implies that the title holder has tenure.

property check (girl)

cloakroom attendant

See also "hat check girl".

prong

pin

Business part of electrical connector, especially the large flat blades on North American mains connectors.

pruning shears

secateurs

small gardening tool

public school

state school

You don't have to pay to go there. The state, in the guise of local authorities, pay. OK, you ultimately pay via taxes.

pulley cords

sash ropes

Part of window.

pullout, pulloff

lay by

Place where you can park temporarily at the side of a road. This is not to be confused with the "shoulder" or "hard shoulder" that runs continuously at the side of major roads and motorways.

pump

court shoe

A low-cut slip-on woman's shoe. In British usage "pump" is a regional name for what is now called a "trainer" or "running shoe". In Scotland "pump", apparently, means to pass wind.

purse

handbag

In BE a purse is used by women to carry currency notes, credit cards etc., whereas a handbag is used by women to carry a vast assortment of oddments including their purses.