Friday, December 29, 2006

Runaway!

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This story from Middle East Online is worth a post simply to show the photograph of the British PM scurrying back onto BlairForceOne like he suddenly remembered he left the gas on.

Not only do observers believe the prime minister's stock is damaged at home due to the war in Iraq, they find the conflict and his close alignment with the United States have harmed his reputation in the Middle East. Add to that the lack of specific details about what was discussed to help improve the deadlocked Israeli-Palestinian peace process and the question could be -- and indeed at one point was -- asked: what was the point of the trip? Blair's office repeatedly stressed that the visit to Turkey, Egypt, Iraq, Israel, the Palestinian territories and the United Arab Emirates was for him to assess those countries' views on the Middle East situation.

Can someone buy the Blairs a telephone for Christmas please.

Tony: Hello, is that the Middle East?
Middle East: Yes, who's calling please.
Tony: Ha ha you're so funny. I was wondering how everything was.
Middle East: Well everything's pretty much the same. Fucked.

"Political sources in Jerusalem last night did not attribute any special significance to Blair's visit, and noted that the British leader travels abroad often because of domestic weakness,"

Now you mention it if you look at that photo closely he does seem to have a bit of weakness around the domestics. A telephone and a truss please Santa.

NYC is waiting...

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Sinatra sang it best, New York New York so good they named it twice / New York New York buy your crap there half price.

In case you needed a reminder that the dollar is getting the living shit beat out of it by the mighty pound then just keep your eyes peeled on the tube:

NYC & Company, an official marketing body controlled by New York's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, has taken out an aggressive advertising campaign in London pointing out that the British capital is one of the few cities in the world that makes the Big Apple look cheap... NYC & Co's head of tourism development, Fred Dixon, said: "Brits are probably the savviest travellers in the world - they're keenly aware of the value of their currency. They're very comfortable in New York - the language is the same, there are cultural ties and it's good value."

Now all the Brits need to do is get past the fog and terrorists and ignore that pesky rule about declaring any purchases whose value exceeds £145.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Old FBI memo: "It's a Wonderful Life" is commie propaganda


FBI documents from 1947 show that government officials once believed the Christmas movie classic "It's a Wonderful Life" was Communist propaganda. About the FBI memo titled "COMMUNIST INFILTRATION OF THE MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY," Blogger Will Chen writes,

I love It's a Wonderful Life because it teaches us that family, friendship, and virtue are the true definitions of wealth.

In 1947, however, the FBI considered this anti-consumerist message as subversive Communist propaganda (read original FBI memo).

According to Professor John Noakes of Franklin and Marshall College, the FBI thought Life smeared American values such as wealth and free enterprise while glorifying anti-American values such as the triumph of the common man.


Link. 1947 was the same year in which the House Unamerican Activities Committee (HUAC) began investigating suspected Communist influence in Hollywood. This led to the blacklisting of many directors, writers, and other talent. More background on that: Link.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Bathamatics

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Has the London bath become threatened by climate change? It would seem so:
Moves to tackle climate change may spell the end of the bath. A London council is set to introduce planning rules encouraging builders to provide only a shower.

I would have thought a much more fun campaign to preserve water would be to advise Londoners always to take someone into the bath with them.

Will Londoners take this lying down? If this becomes the norm they won't have a choice but to stand up and be loofered.

Estate agents will probably swing this to their advantage as the extra space freed up due to the lack of a bathtub would provide plenty of room for a good sized London bedroom. But more importantly how will this news effect people who blog about bathmats such as Salvadore over on Smaller Than Life?

Will more bathmats be released into the wild for him to document or should we hang on to them for after the bathtime prohibition kicks in? Having one folded over your arm could gain you entry to one of the bathe-easy bars that are sure to spring up across the capital.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Blondes vs Tyres...or tires?

Approximately 85 years of life in just 40 sec

Can Spurs Play In Europe Every Week?

Whoever said this European football lark was difficult was talking a load of old cobblers. Five games into Tottenham’s 2006 European Tour and with five straight wins we’ve finally found the natural home for our style of play.


Unfortunately our natural home seems to be on the continent rather than the bread and butter of the Premiership but if we keep up the fantastic form we’ve displayed in Europe, both home and away, then there aren’t many of the sides who will join us in the last 32 that we should worry about.

The threat of Barcelona dropping down fron the Champion’s League still looms large although, as with any cup competition, if you have aspirations of lifting the trophy then eventually you’ll have to face the very top teams and, still surprisingly for me despite our 100% record, Spurs are right up there with holders Sevilla as one of the UEFA Cup favourites with the football bookies.

After another clean sheet and another Berbatov goal on his old stomping ground all I can say is bring on allcomers, we’ve been so engrossed for seasons in getting that elusive European place that we’ve forgotten what it’s really all about - getting out there and beating the cream of Europe and bringing home that old pot to White Hart Lane where it belongs and who’s to say that 2006/2007 isn’t shaping up to be as good as chance to do that as anyone could possibly have dreamed before a ball was kicked in Prague the other month?

Photo credit: EPL Talk on Flickr

Even More Adu About Nothing

The will he or won’t he sign for United debate is hotting up as teenager Freddy Adu has just four days left of his trial at Man U to convince Mr Ferguson that he can be a star for the Old Trafford faithful. He has been on a two week trial from D.C United to judge whether he makes the grade for playing at the top level of the Premiership.

So far it seems the teenage sensation has impressed the coaching staff but winning over Sir Alex may prove to be a more arduous task. Adu has been tracked by the Manchester Club since he was 14 years old and it seems that this is the time if they are to make a move to capture his signature. Chelsea have also shown an interest in the Ghanaian born midfielder and a move to Old Trafford could be seen as a coup d’etat for United over their title rivals.

Adu is hailed as a footballing superstar in the Major Soccer League but whether he can transfer his skills to the English game is another question. With the big names such as Sheva failing at Chelsea it begs the question whether players can adapt to the style of play of the Premiership. Adu has said “MLS has been great. I’ve enjoyed my time with D.C. United and I’ve really grown as a professional - but to see a huge change in my abilities I need to go to Europe with all the best players”. It seems Freddy wishes to make a move to Europe and if Man United turn the youngster down then other clubs could be happily waiting in the wings to snatch his signature.

Should Man United take a chance and put pen to paper or will Freddy end up as another “what should have been” contender together with the likes of Veron and Rebrov?

He’s Got No Hair and We Don’t Care: What The F*ck Was That?

Lee on the ball, right hand edge of the Arsenal area, he beats his man and cross to the near post. Lehman goes to collect, spills, Berbatov…… GGOOOAAALLLL!

That’s how it should have went instead, about an hour into the game and Spurs 2-0 down it went like this

Lee on the ball, right hand edge of the Arsenal area, he beats his man and cross to the near post. Lehman goes to collect, spills and comfortably collects because Berbatov cannot be bothered to even chase in the cross.

It was a feature of today’s humiliating defeat to Arsenal and I feel for any fans that paid their money and made the journey across to the Emirates Stadium to watch the game. There was talk before the game of naughty workers that had hidden Tottenham scarves in the cement when building the Stadium. If it is true, it was the only thing anyone from the white half of North London did to try and win this game.

I am going to be critical but what I saw on TV today was an embarrassment and for the first time in my life, I turned off the TV before the end of the game. I could not watch and I was getting too annoyed. I was literally screaming at the TV, it was as bad as I have seen Tottenham play for a long time. I have no problem with the team getting beat, it is part and parcel of the game, but the lack of effort the eleven that started game but in was unbelievable. The only person that can probably hold his head high was Pascal Chimbonda, I thought he had an OK game but even he was not at his usually best.

Yes, there will be some fans that blame the referee. That is fine, have a go at him, have a go at the assistant linesman but finding a scapegoat does not solve the problem. Below is how I saw it.

1st Goal
Onside or Offside? I am going with onside. I thought Chimbonda was playing him on. However, the blame does not lie with Pascal, it lies squarely on the shoulders of Michael Dawson. He was miles away from Adebayor, I was sitting at home in California and was closer. He jumped out, with Ledley it must be said, not knowing where his full backs were or where the striker was. If it had been flagged offside, it would still have been shocking defending. Also, Robinson should have closed him down a lot quicker. For someone that is regarded as one of the best goalkeepers in the world, he is doing a very good impression of being the opposite.

2nd Goal
Penalty or not a penalty? Not a penalty in my mind and the ref got it wrong. However, again you have to look at the build up. Assou-Ekotto always looks so laid back to me, chewing his gum and wandering around the pitch. Ledley dropped the ball off to him and it should have been up the field, quick as you like. Instead he tried to turn and lost out. Yes, Poll did get the decision wrong and it cost a goal and perhaps 1-0 down at half time we have a chance but it was poor defending.

3rd Goal
I could not tell you. I turned off at about 65 minutes. Why? It was not good for the old heart! I was screaming at Lennon when I turned off the TV. He had just gone down the right wing and lost the ball. If it was me, I would be turning around and chasing the defender down, trying to win it back. This was, after all, a North London derby, wasn’t it? Lennon jumped up and down on the spot in frustration as Arsenal, under no pressure whatsoever, carried the ball clear. It was a joke and I was embarrassed to be watching.

The only positive thing in this game was the fact that Martin Jol looked how I felt. I still think he is the right man for the job and I hope in a couple of years time we will have a really competitive squad that can compete in the league and Europe on a regular basis. Jol is the man to lead us to that and I bet he put a rocket up the arse of each and every player in this game. You could see the look on this face. Yes, he would be disappointed with the ref’s decision but I bet you he was more disappointed with the players. Prem Plus should his reaction to the first goal. He was shaking his head well before the ball went into the back of the net and why? Because Berbatov had gave the ball away far too cheaply. It was typical of the Bulgarian front man. Brilliant one minute, absolutely awful the next.

I think the attitudes in the tunnel showed it was not going to be our day. While Henry chatted to his team mates and gave them a last minute good luck, you could see Dider Zokora walking over to the Arsenal players and shaking hands with them? I looked again, surely not, but yes, shaking hands with them. I know he is friends with Toure but wait till after the game for this kind of thing. It was a joke and something I hope Jol disciplines him about. Ledley did this thing where he turned to the players behind him, clapped his hands and (presumably) said “Come On”. How many players joined him in an “I am up for it” clap? Zero. If you have not got the right attitude before you go on the pitch, you will not have it when you get on.

All in all it was a shocking day at the office. It was joke, an embarrassment and the team were a waste of space. This was billed as the North London derby. One of the best in the world. If only the Tottenham players knew this. I was so disappointed in their effort and I think each and every one of them should give their daily wage to charity because they did not deserve it.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Facts about Sleep

Since we all understand that sleep can basically make or break you, I've pulled a couple of facts from a study by the National Sleep Research Project:
  • A new baby typically results in 400-750 hours lost sleep for parents in the first year

  • REM sleep occurs in bursts totaling about 2 hours a night, usually beginning about 90 minutes after falling asleep. Here is a wikipedia definiation of REM.

  • Dreams, once thought to occur only during REM sleep, also occur (but to a lesser extent) in non-REM sleep phases. It's possible there may not be a single moment of our sleep when we are actually dreamless.

  • Seventeen hours of sustained wakefulness leads to a decrease in performance equivalent to a blood alcohol-level of 0.05%.

  • The "natural alarm clock" which enables some people to wake up more or less when they want to is caused by a burst of the stress hormone adrenocorticotropin. Researchers say this reflects an unconscious anticipation of the stress of waking up.

  • After five nights of partial sleep deprivation, three drinks will have the same effect on your body as six would when you've slept enough.

  • Ten per cent of snorers have sleep apnoea, a disorder which causes sufferers to stop breathing up to 300 times a night and significantly increases the risk of suffering a heart attack or stroke.

  • Teenagers need as much sleep as small children (about 10 hrs) while those over 65 need the least of all (about six hours). For the average adult aged 25-55, eight hours is considered optimal

  • Some studies suggest women need up to an hour's extra sleep a night compared to men, and not getting it may be one reason women are much more susceptible to depression than men.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Cactus building


Rotterdam's Urban Cactus housing project (UCX Architects) uses ingenious staggered terraces to make huge, sunny spaces, and a building profile that seems to have been parachuted in from 1945's future.
They placed the 98 residential units on 19 floors, using the pattern of outdoor spaces to determine the overall appearance of the project.

The slightly irregular pattern alternates these outdoor spaces to create what are in effect double-height spaces. Each unit then receives more sunlight than a typical stacked composition.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Winner of “not my job” award

London Timewarp

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This is Holborn Circus. That masterclass in spatial economy, which packs the junction of six major roads into an area the size of a portacabin. I like to think of it as the neutron star of road infrastructure. And you can quote me on that.

The shots here are from around 1920 and 2003. Certain similarities remain, like the fairytale pinnacles of the Prudential Insurance building in the distance, the location of the streetlamps in the centre. And equestrian Prince Albert still raises his hat to salute nearby Victorian engineering marvel Holborn Viaduct. But look at all those cocksure Edwardians, jaywalking round the junction like they haven't a care in the world. They didn't have dedicated crossings back then.

The earlier photo also shows two important and now defunct London retailers. Gamages (on the right, where the awnings are) was one of the great department stores of London, before going out of business in the 1970s. Today, the site is occupied by a newly refurbished (and strangely likeable if you see it in the flesh) Richard Seifert block. On the other side of the road, the impressively glassy Sainsburys HQ has taken the place of Thomas Wallis the drapers, on which the curtains came literally down during a WWII bombing raid. Between the war and the new Millennium, this corner was taken by an absolutely shocking office block, home to the Daily Mirror.

World's Largest Joint Determined to be Smoked in LA

Now That's A Joint Stock up on Doritos before New Year's, LA, because there's a man who's planning on rolling and smoking a three foot jay on December 31, which means there are going to be some people with the world's largest case of munchies soon afterwards.

Brett Stone, the brains behind DaBronx News, a website that claims to contain "All the 'dope' on marijuana in the news", recently heard about a group of Dutch pot smokers who had to nix their plans of rolling a joint filled with 17 ounces of weed, because such a spliff would be illegal in Amsterdam.

Because Stone is a card-carrying medical marijuana patient here in California, he realised that he could legally roll and smoke a joint that large right here in LA. And that's just what he plans on doing.

"I thought the world's largest joint would have been a lot larger," Stone was quoted as saying in the Daily Breeze, adding that it would be legal since it would be toked in a place designated for such things. "It will be smoked in a local medical marijuana collective here in L.A."

Friday, November 24, 2006

One step closer...

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At last we know what Jack the Ripper looked like. Probably.
Laura Richards, head of analysis for Scotland Yard's Violent Crime Command, analysed evidence from the case using modern police techniques to form what is claimed to be the most accurate portrait of the Ripper ever put together. She says that the 118-year-old evidence shows he was aged between 25 and 35, stood between 5ft 5ins and 5ft 7ins tall and was of a stocky build.

A break at last. This should be a relief for any prostitutes still working in the 19th century as police finally draw closer to apprehending the fiend. Experts believe that we can expect a resolution to the case sometime soon because now that the police know he had a moustache it will make it easier to spot the 148 year old man in a crowd.

Once this is cleared up police will move onto other pressing cases such as the menace of Spring Heeled Jack. Don’t expect them to get round to your burglary until 2118 though.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Free Long Distance Calling from Google Maps

Today Google Maps added a very cool feature to their service. Let's say I am in San Fransisco and want a pizza. I quickly search for "pizza" and in addition to their store's information, you see a little "Call" link displayed just after the phone number. See image below.


If you click on "call", you are prompted to enter your phone number. Google will then call you and the pizza guy to connect you together. Oh, and all of this for no charge.

Check it out next time you are in Google Maps.
US Only.

London's Most-Loaded

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Forbes Magazine have just published their list of the world’s richest, including a break-down of the most lined pockets in London. The full article’s worth a read. Did you know London is something of a tax haven for the super-rich? Here’s a run-down of the top five:

1. Laksmi Mittal
Who he? The world’s fifth richest chap. Made a few bob from trading in steel. A magnetic magnate?
Worth? $23.5 billion – with which he could buy enough pints of beer to fill Wembley 1.5 times over. Bet he won’t, though. Boring bastard.

2. Roman Abramovich
Who he? Smarming Chelsea uberlord and alleged love rat. Swimming in oil money. Worth? $18.2 billion…at least until the divorce bills.

=3. Leonard Blavatnik
Who he? Another oily Russian.
Worth? $5 billion.

=3. Charlene de Carvalho-Heinekin
Who she? Beer heiress. Refreshes the boutiques other purses can’t reach.
Worth? $5 billion. Or about a billion four-packs of Heinekin. Now that’s a party.

5. David and Simon Reuben
Who they? Metal traders who keep it in the family. A bit like Steptoe and son, only with a little more success. Also, the only British billionaires in the top five.
Worth? $3.6 billion.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Want Some Good Free PC Software?

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I love to do new and wonderful things twih my PC, but I want to pay zip, nada, zero, zilch and bupkis for the privilege. What are some great free tools that will make my heart sing and my wallet happy?

There's some amazing free software out there, and you can do some amazing free things with it. Here's a few of my faves:

The grandaddy, the winner and champeen of all the Internet browsers: Firefox! It just turned 2.0, and it rocks. Grab it at getfirefox.com -- it loads pages like a weasel on speed, it's safer by far than Internet Explorer and its ActiveX nightmares, and it's beyond customize-able with hundreds of amazing extensions like Adblock and others that let you tune your Internet experience to fit you. The new version 2.0 adds spell-checking in text entry areas, session-saving so you can pick up right where you left off, and some other great enhancements.

Google gives great search, but how about a super-cool photo downloader and album program that's quick like a bunny even with several thousand pictures, lets you do some pretty sophisticated image correction, and create slideshow CDs, e-mail pictures and more? Get Picasa at picasa.com -- it's a great tool for images, it's well-written, easy to use, and free.

Speaking of Google, if you've got a Blackberry, you've got to grab the new Google Maps application -- it's free, it will do mapping and directions, and it's even got live freeway traffic info. If you don't have an unlimited data plan from your cell carrier, this may not be the application for you, but if the thought of bringing up a satellite photo from your phone makes you feel like Jack Bauer, go to http://google.com/gmm with your Blackberry's browser.

There's no excuse for being without up-to-date antivirus software when one of the best programs is free. A trip to http://free.grisoft.com will give you access to a free (for home use only -- businesses, educational institutions and other entities, for profit or otherwise, will need to pony up) antivirus program that's low-footprint, rapidly updated, and far less intrusive than the big boys like Norton and McAfee. Config tip -- turn off "Certify" in the E-mail settings, and you won't get their little ad on every e-mail you send.

iPod, uPod, airPod

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Attention LAXers, BURbankinos, ONTarioids, John Wayne SNAholes and LGBeachettes… !!

Six airlines announced yesterday that they will be adding iPod connections to their fleet of big Tylenols. For those flying the friendly skies on United, Continental, Delta, Emirates, KLM and Air France you will soon have the power to run and charge your iPod while in flight, as well as watch videos on the seat-back display of the fidgety, sweaty guy in front of you.

And ooh, ouch Microsoft. This announcement came practically in unison with the launch of their much ballyhooed “iPod killer” Zune. Current estimates show Apple as the proud seller of nearly 70 million iPods, and more than 1.5 billion songs through iTunes. In addition, 70+ percent of all new autos sold in the United States this year are expected to have iPod integration.

Naysayer-doomsdayer analysts have “voiced concern that there is limited room for growth in the iPod's market share because it already has more than 75% of the U.S. market for digital music players.” Sounds like someone’s not thinking outside the pod.

Let’s reminisce about what Apple has done so far… They made an iPod with a scroll wheel and a few gigs. Then one with a touch wheel and way more gigs. Then pictures. Then minis. Then nanos. Then smaller nanos. Then video. Then shuffles. Then bigger video. Then smaller shuffles. You get the point.

They will keep making better what you already like, and/or create something new that you’ll love even more. And now, their shiny little devices can jive with your car and your airplanes. Soon, all you’ll have to do is think about what song you want to hear, and it will play in your head. To recharge, just take a nap. And payment? Direct payment from brainwaves to bank account. Nothing short of complete and total assimilation will suffice.

Resistance is futile.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Borat on Jay Leno 9.11.06 - Part 2

Backside firework prank backfires



Finally, something to smile about

Iconic London

A few distinctive London eyefulls have been awarded icon status.

Westminster Abbey, the tube map, red telephone boxes, Wimbledon and the Thames itself have now joined previous London icons Big Ben, Routemasters, Brick Lane, Notting Hill Carnival, The Globe Theatre and The Tower of London.

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The full list can be seen here.

The idea is for the icons to develop into a vibrant portrait of England.

The 21 additions, which also include English weather, Iron Bridge and Doctor Who, have been revealed by the government's online Icons project. Officials plan to expand the list to 100 by the end of the year.

This project is funded by Culture Online, part of the Department for Culture, Media, Sport and Stating the Bloody Obvious.

The Dr. Who iconic? I look forward to seeing Black Cabs and Hating the French being added in the next round.

Recovery set backs


Sitting indoors when you are used to riding 250+ miles a week is tough. Thank god for the Fox Soccer channel and Setanta Sports. Lying down is still a little rough so I spend most of the sleeping hours in a reclining chair.

After a CT scan last Tuesday, it was determined that fluid build up between my right lung and the chest wall needed to be drained off. On Thursday, a litre of fluid was drained. My breathing should have improved significantly after this procedure, but instead declined and I also developed chest pain.

Back to the hospital on Friday. It turns out that the draining procedure resulted in new perforation of my lung. The right lung now being 15% deflated as a result of this separate incident. I can truly do without the hospital inflicting new injuries; I seem to have managed to do that well enough on my own. The doctors had to decide between re-inserting a tube into the lung or just keeping a close eye over the next 24 hours. We elected for the latter. I returned home Friday afternoon and returned again for another chest x-ray on Saturday morning. The results indicate that things are stable. The lung had not deteriorated any further. Back for more chest x-rays on Monday.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Imperial History of the Middle East

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...in 90 seconds.

Michael J Fox Responds To Rush Limbaughs Lies

In an exclusive interview with CBS' Katie Couric, Michael J Fox responds to Rush Limbaugh's allegations that he (Fox) deliberately didn't take his medication in order to exaggerate the symptoms of Parkinson's.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Recovery Trail



Not being able to fly, I was driven back to LA from San Francisco on Thursday morning. Thursday afternoon and all day Friday consisted of multiple x-rays and doctor visits. All the broken bones were confirmed. Lungs seem relatively clear. Fortunately, everything else looks good. Now it all about pain management and healing. It should take about 6 weeks for the breaks to fix themselves, 3 months before feeling like I have fully recovered. Breathing is difficult given the ribs breaks, but that too should improve as the ribs heal.

Thanks for all the help, offers of help and well wishes from colleagues/friends/cycling buddies etc..
I shall be catching up with everyone very soon.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Bike accident…No car involved?

I now bolster the statistic that shows the majority of bike accidents resulting in hospitalisation are not the result of cars or their drivers.

Whilst I live in the Los Angeles area, I am currently in San Francisco until Thursday 26th for the Oracle Open World Conference. Like many dedicated bike racers I brought my bike with me; the plan being to get in some early morning scenic miles on either side of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sunday evening at 4:30 pm, taking a casual ride through the Presidio of San Francisco, descending on a left-hand bend, my wheels got fixed in a narrow depression/groove in the road. Slowing, slowing, still slowing, I ran out of road before being able to pull out of the rut, striking the steel roadside barrier. Even though my speed had been cut, it was not enough to prevent me from being tossed onto the barrier with the right-side of my back / chest striking the top corner of one of the 8 sq inch wooden blocks that support it.

The impact was traumatic. Gasping for air, unable to move, focusing only on remaining conscious, breathing and seeing my kids again, I lay in the ditch hoping the rescue services would be there soon. The car behind me witnessed the entire event and was able to call 911 immediately. Incredibly they arrived within two to three minutes. (Thank you SFFD). Within a frantic few minutes they had taped my head down, secured my neck and back and hauled me out of the ditch and into the back of the ambulance.

A 10-15 minute ride in the back of the ambulance still concentrating on trying to breath in a regular pattern and remaining conscious seemed like it would never end. Having arrived at the San Francisco General Hospital Trauma Unit I was diagnosed (after x-rays and CT scans) with 6 fractured ribs, 2 fractured vertebrae and a collapsed right lung. (Road rash and cuts don’t rank sufficiently to warrant mentioning).

When a lung is punctured it usually sucks in blood or other fluids; in my case both. An surgical procedure to cut through the chest so that a tube could be inserted into my right lung was performed. The tube in fact served two purposes; draining the lung and also facilitating the natural re-inflation of the lung once drainage was complete.

Now as you might imagine, the Trauma Unit in San Francisco is not only a busy place but one that brings in all walks of life. Lying for three hours in the trauma unit corridor as ‘next-in-line” for a CT scan, I was bumped time and again by what seemed like a constant flow of pediatric emergency CT scans. I could not tell what was going on with most of these cases though there was one kid that had been attacked on the back of the head and neck by a dog. Another case involved a patient in chains with two SFPD officers at his side. He had had his lips bitten off during an altercation with a fellow inmate. By far the most common admittance was of motorcyclists being separated from their motorbikes. These patients were usually the loudest as each underwent the removal of grit from their extensive road-rash.

Tuesday evening. I should be at the Elton John concert (apparently Oracle are paying him $6million to play for the conference attendees, of which there are about 50,000), but instead I am being discharged from the hospital to return to my hotel room. The insertion that was made to re-inflate the lung means that I cannot fly for 6 months. So tomorrow we will need to make arrangements for driving my back down to L.A. on Thursday.

Morphine, Percoset, Vocodin ... the wonders of pain medication. Fingers crossed for tonight……and a special thanks to some special people (you know who you are) who have stepped up to help both me and my wife though this unfortunate situation.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Random Graffito

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A lifesize stencil of Jack the Ripper in the heart of his former stomping ground. The stark silhouette managed to scare the bejesus out of some passers-by, hugging the wall of Parliament Court as one approaches from Artillary Passage. The Ripper would have known these alleys well, and commited his most gruesome murder on the next block.

Judging from Flickr, this one's been up since early August, but no one seems to know who's behind it. Whoever stenciled this, it's an excellent example of how graffiti can work with, and add to, the character of an area. Don't you agree?

Monday, October 16, 2006

Under Bush's law, guilty until confirmed guilty


When President George W. Bush rammed the bill on military commissions through Congress, the Republicans crowed about creating a process that would be tough on terrorists but preserve essential principles of justice. "America can be proud," said Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the bill's architects.

Unfortunately, Graham was wrong. One of the many problems with the new law is that it will only make it harder than it already is to separate the real terrorists from the far larger group of inmates at the American military detention center at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, who were bit players in the Taliban or innocent bystanders.

Graham and other supporters of this dreadful legislation seem to have forgotten that Amerian justice does not merely deliver swift punishment to the guilty. It also protects the innocent.

Bush ignored that fact after the Sept. 11 attacks, when he tried to put the prisoners of the war on terror beyond the reach of American law and the Geneva Conventions. For starters, he dispensed with one of the vital provisions of the conventions: that prisoners must be screened by a "competent tribunal" if there is any doubt about who they are and what role they played in hostilities.

As a result, hundreds of men captured in Afghanistan and other countries were sent to Guantánamo Bay and other prisons, including the network of illegal CIA detention camps, without any attempt to determine whether they were any sort of combatant, legal or illegal.

The Bush administration showed not the slightest interest in fixing this problem until the Supreme Court said in Hamdi v. Rumsfeld that the president cannot simply lock up anyone - even a foreign citizen - without giving him a real chance to challenge his detention before a "neutral decision maker."

In response, Bush created Combatant Status Review Tribunals, which gave the most cursory possible reviews of the Guantánamo detainees. These reviews took place years after the prisoners were captured. They permitted the use of hearsay evidence, evidence obtained through coercion and even torture, and evidence that was kept secret from the prisoner. The normal burden of proof was reversed: The tribunals presumed prisoners were justifiably detained and the prisoners had the burden of disproving government evidence - presuming they knew what it was in the first place.

The new law makes this mockery of justice stronger. The Military Commissions Act of 2006 makes it virtually impossible to contest a status tribunal's decision. It prohibits claims of habeas corpus - the ancient right of prisoners in just societies to have their detentions reviewed - or any case based directly or indirectly on the Geneva Conventions. Even if an appeal got to the single appeals court now authorized to hear it, the administration would be very likely to argue that it cannot be heard without jeopardizing secrets, as it has done repeatedly.
The new law dangerously expands the definition of illegal enemy combatant and allows Bush - and the secretary of defense - to give to anyone they choose the authority to designate a prisoner as an illegal combatant. It also allows Bush to go on squirreling prisoners away at secret CIA camps where none of the rules apply.

Bush wants Americans to trust him to apply these powers only to truly dangerous men. Even if the American system were based on that sort of personal power and not the rule of law, it would be hard to trust the judgment of a president and an administration whose records are so bad. The United States has yet to acknowledge that it kidnapped an innocent Canadian citizen and sent him to be abused in a Syrian prison. In another case, a German citizen has accused the United States of grabbing him off the streets of Macedonia, drugging him and sending him to Afghanistan, where he was brutally treated. Then there is the Ethiopian living in London who said he was grabbed by American agents and brutalized by Moroccan torturers until he confessed to plotting with Jose Padilla to set off a "dirty bomb." Padilla was never charged with the crime. The Ethiopian remains at Guantánamo Bay.

Republicans who support the new law like to point out that it only covers foreigners. But Americans have never believed that human rights are just for Americans.

The United States is outraged when an authoritarian government jails an American, or one of its own citizens, on trumped-up charges and brings him or her before a phony court. Surely that is not the model that Americans want to follow in their own prisons.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

A Look at Floyd's Case

Hm, I sense another high traffic day coming on. This is getting interesting in a hurry...

I've downloaded the slide show offered by Landis on his website and parsed a few arguments from it. At least from a cursory review of the slideshow, which itself is a cursory review of his case, it looks like he cites the lab for a seemingly unending chain of typos concerning the ID number of the subject rider, making one wonder who exactly was being tested. These aren't to be lightly dismissed, but it seems like there are three bigger points to his case.

On the flip...

  • First point: The sample was contaminated and therefore unreliable.

    Remember: More than 5% means the specimen is contaminated or degraded and should not be used. Just like food with mold or maggots, such a sample should not be used. The table shows the math: 7.7% degraded epitestosterone. According to WADA protocol, since the epitestosterone level exceeds 5% (it is 7.7%) the specimen should not have been evaluated for an adverse analytic finding. It should have stopped here.

    Pretty straightforward. Sounds like a decent case right there, at least until we hear from the prosecution.

  • Point two: there is a huge disparity in test results.

    When the sample was screened for T:E ratio, the calculated ratio was 4.4. When the sample was tested to confirm the ratio, it was 11.8.

    Hm, 4.4 is itself a problem, I seem to recall, so I'm not sure they want to pin their hopes on this point too much, but the threefold increase suggests some serious inconsistency in what (we're led to assume) should be a very consistent process.

  • Point three: the Carbon radioisotope test was applied four times, with three negative results.

    Considering the criteria for positive (3.0) and stated accuracy of the lab (±0.8) isotope absolute values must be higher than 3.8. Only one of Floyd's four breakdown products examined even arguably met the criteria to determine a positive result.

    OK, so here a 3.0 or higher is a positive test, with 0.8 variable, making 3.8 or higher a clear positive. Floyd's four results were 2.02, 3.51, 2.65, and 6.39. The next slide explains that for some reason the 2.65 result was from the application that should be the most reliable. Making the score one positive, one maybe that looks bad, one maybe that looks good (if the variable is 0.8, then you have to score under 2.2 for a definitive negative), and one clear negative. Now, Jacobs' statement that only one result "even arguably" is positive is overblown -- arguably three of them raise concerns, but only one of them is inarguably positive. Conclusion:

    [chirp... chirp...]

    For all I know the arguments I skipped over here (e.g. the low testosterone conundrum) are actually more powerful, but these three excerpts are fairly simple cases drawn from empirical data, all of which suggest the case against Landis is somewhere between foggy and complete bullshit. I hate to get sucked in by an accused rider, but this is a far cry from a "disappearing twin" hypothesis. I had wanted to tune out the Landis litigation, but that's not possible anymore.

  • Friday, October 13, 2006

    To fly or not to fly?

    Should we still be flying? It’s a loaded question and one that gets some heated responses

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    Is it frivolous to fly so much?

    A few months ago I read a story by TV presenter Nicholas Crane, who gave up flying 10 years ago.

    Nicholas was a travel writer for twenty years, which meant he spent the better part of two decades jetting around the world.

    But following a particularly harrowing lecture at the Royal Geographical Society on global warming, he decided that his actions were damaging the environment.

    Wracked with guilt, he saw only one solution: give up flying.

    His article generated a huge response from readers. Some hailed him a hero. Others called him a hypocrite. A few even contested that flying has an impact on climate change at all.

    It can’t be denied that carbon emission from airplanes are damaging. A return flight to India, for example, releases around two tons of carbon per passenger.

    That’s about the same amount as each Indian produces in two years.

    Three per cent of all carbon emissions are attributed to air transport – and although that doesn’t sound like that much, the percentage is likely to soar in the next few decades.

    And it’s not just an issue of carbon emissions, either.

    There’s the issue of ‘radiative forcing’. This is when plane vapour trails, or contrails, persist for hours in the atmosphere and behave in the same way as high altitude cirrus clouds, which trap warmth in the atmosphere.

    So what do we do? The Bishop of London has argued that we have a moral obligation to be environmentally friendly. Jetting away for a holiday, he says, is a sin.

    And yet we’re all flying more, thanks in no small part to the low-cost carriers.

    In Europe alone, no-frills flights have doubled in the last five years. Perhaps we should be avoiding long-haul destinations and sticking instead to trains and cars and bikes.

    Avoiding flying is certainly becoming a more popular notion.

    The travel section recently launched a new Going green column, which focuses on European destinations which can easily be visited by train. It seems a sensible option – why fly when you don’t have to?

    Alternatively, there are now a number of schemes which let us “off-set” our flight emissions, where you pay a company or charity to plant trees or invest in energy-saving projects in developing countries. This should, in theory, make your flight “carbon neutral”.

    Thursday, October 12, 2006

    Wham Bam It's Christmas Time!

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    Puffy haired pop duo Wham are staging a special one-off Christmas gig complete with backing singers Pepsi and Shirlie!

    A friend revealed to British newspaper The Sunday Mirror, "George is thrilled that Andrew's agreed to perform. "It was something George had thought about for a long time. He couldn't be happier and can't wait for the gig."

    This news comes hot on the heels of reports that BMG will not drop the pop megastar after he was found "slumped in a stupor in his car" last week after a few too many puffs on a big fat doobie.

    The label said they supported Michael fully and added, "We'd never tell him what to do...We never bully our artists. If there was a time when record companies did that, it is long gone."

    So far so exciting - all we need now is the immortal line - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mister Elton John!".

    I still can't believe people didn't realise he was gay...

    Smoke & Mirrors

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    The Blitz may have been started entirely by accident, it was claimed yesterday. A Luftwaffe pilot may have kick-started the second Great Fire of London by dumping unused bombs on the East End instead of the English Channel.

    During the war, it was common practice on both sides (for reasons of safety) to jettison surplus ammo in the Channel before heading for home. But Captain Rudolph Hellensleben – recommended for the German equivalent of the Victoria Cross, for acts of 'bravery' – may well have dumped his excess payload too soon, secret documents reveal.

    The documents list all the Captain's raids including one just days before the Blitz, in which he mistakenly hit civilian targets on London's outskirts. The papers are part of a private collection being auctioned in Shropshire on the 25th of this month.

    Directly because of this act of incompetence, Churchill ordered a smattering of bombs to be delivered with his warmest regards to the people of Berlin. A garden shed was apparently damaged in the attack. Hitler, an amateur gardening enthusiast, was incensed and retaliated by withdrawing a previous ruling of his that Central London was not to be targeted.

    Capt. Hellensleben also took part in the first (official) London raid on Black Saturday, September the 7th, 1940.


    Image culled from Google.

    Floyd Landis Takes His Case to the People

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the Internet was created for: Floyd Landis, the tainted Tour de France winner, has used his website to post a voluminous defense against doping charges. The material includes:

    + his attorney’s motion for dismissal

    + a “complete World Anti-Doping Agency document package, inclusive of the testing information from Landis’s ‘A’and ‘B’ samples”

    + a PowerPoint presentation including: “the details of the carbon isotope ratio test (CIR), demonstrating that the CIR conducted on Landis’s urine sample does not meet the WADA criteria for a positive doping test … Demonstration of an unacceptable variation in sample testing results … [and] Errors in fundamental testing procedure and protocol”

    I haven’t had a chance to look at this material yet, but figured a lot of you might like to know about this. Here are some other articles posted on Landis here and here and here.

    A Photo a Day - How to change your Perspective on ...

    This sounds like quite an undertaking but in reality, how long can it take to snap a picture a day? Once you understand the point of this, you can see why I think we're giving this a shot at home (with our kids).

    Photojojo shares how a normal guy snapped a picture each day for a year and the memories he now will carry forever. How many little things do you forget about? If you're like me, a ton. In fact, most of the things I forget are those good little moments at home that get lost in the daily grind. I'd like to keep that goodness because next year I may need it to get me out of a slump.


    Taking a photo a day is a big undertaking with big payoffs. Here are just a few reasons why you should consider doing it:

    • Imagine being able to look back at any day of your year and recall what you did, who you met, what you learned… (Often we find it hard to remember what we did just yesterday or even last night, let alone a whole year ago!)

    • Your year-long photo album will be an amazing way to document your travels and accomplishments, your haircuts and relationships. Time moves surprisingly fast.

    • Taking a photo a day will make you a better photographer. Using your camera every day will help you learn its limits. You will get better at composing your shots, you’ll start to care about lighting, and you’ll become more creative with your photography when you’re forced to come up with something new every single day.



    Read more at Photojojo

    How to Google from your Cell Phone

    A few months back while traveling, I had some time to kill in between meetings. Unfamiliar with the area, I used the Google SMS service to locate a bike store (because I admit to being a bike fanatic). I entered the search on my cell and within 1 minute, I had the address and phone number of 2 high end bike stores in the vicinity.

    This morning the Cool Tools site shares how to actually use the service:

    The steps (given by Google):
    1. Start a new text message and type in your search query
    2. Send the message to the number "46645" (GOOGL)
    3. You'll receive text message(s) with results


    One of the tough things is understanding what to enter and what Google understands. Here is a few samples:


    To get business listings:

    • Enter what you want to find. You can search for either a specific business (Pizza Hut) or a general service (pizza).
    • Make sure to include both a city and state, or a zip code with your search terms.
    • If you want to make sure you get local listings, put a period between the business name and the location ('pizza.10013' or 'pottery barn.boston ma')'


    To get driving directions, use any of the following combinations as your query:

    • Address + zip code
    • Address + city + state
    • City + state
    • City (for major metropolis)
    • Zip code
    • Airport code (e.g., EWR for Newark Liberty Airport, LAX for Los Angeles Airport)

    To get answers:
    Sample queries:

    • population of Japan
    • Mark Twain's real name
    • who wrote hamlet


    There are a ton of things you can do. If you want to read up on more options, go to Google SMS.
    Visit Cool Tools for more, well, Cool Tools.

    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    The bi-coastal bug

    Two and a half years ago I traded New York for Los Angeles - and from time to time I need to reflect on what proper city living is all about.

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    New York's grit is an antidote to LA's glam

    It’s a radical transition – to palm trees from skyscrapers, foot to freeway, seansons to sunshine and non-stop, in-your-face hustle and bustle to selective human contact.

    New York is an invigorating place and a great reminder of the infectious buzz the combination of frantic industry, crowds and a spectacular urban setting can create.

    For me, New York is normally the geographic halfway point to London. In many ways, of course, it’s far closer to the UK capital, my former home of a decade, than LA.

    Both New York and London are cultural hubs brimming with creativity and multifarious experience, oversubscribed and overpriced with signature skylines and majestic landmarks. Both have proper public transport, cold weather and permanent branches of the exclusive members club Soho House.

    It’s not surprising many London-to-New York transplants find they are frequently torn between the two.

    Los Angeles and New York are much more distant relatives. So much so I always find it puzzling when people declare themselves truly bicoastal, unable to choose just one, with an apartment in both cities and a life split between the two.

    Manhattan is compact, a pedestrian’s paradise. Los Angeles is a sea of never-ending development and a hundred different cities, most accessible only by car. Parts of downtown LA yet to receive the developer’s makeover - the fashion district or Broadway – may feel like a movie set built to resemble 1940s New York.

    But many of the wealthier enclaves, with their ostentatious mansions, desert vegetation and infinity pools, couldn’t be further from NY’s urban grey. Then there are artsy beach communities of Santa Monica and Venice where the beautiful disco dance on roller-skates or haul themselves into the surf. You don’t see much of that on Park Avenue.

    LA is mainly low-rise. The car is king. You don’t think twice before driving 20 miles for dinner and people’s homes are, compared to Manhattan, vast.

    In LA, you can climb a vertiginous canyon trail amid lizards and cicadas and feel miles from the city, only to turn a corner and spy shimmering sprawl stretching to the horizon. It can take an hour to travel five miles. There are so many car crashes LA has its own accident lexicon such as ‘the sig alert’: “any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more”.

    But you can also feel a bit removed from other people. In New York there’s no escaping the density – 10,300 people per square kilometer as opposed to 3,100 – and there’s a different kind of intensity: life in close-up with never-ending shrieking sirens, blaring horns, pavements jam-packed with pedestrians.

    Returning to New York t’s nice to forget about driving and just walk or hail a cab and find it actually stops. Energy hums from every street corner, bar, subway station, park. You can’t help but soak it up. Maybe I could catch the bicoastal bug.

    Saturday, October 07, 2006

    Where Are They Now?
    This week, Enron's Andy Fastow was sentenced and WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers reported to jail. Here's our up-to-date tally of what happened to executives at five of the most infamous financial frauds in Corporate America.

    The outcome of five major financial-fraud trials
    Company Status Prison Sentence
    WorldCom
    Bernard Ebbers, former CEO Guilty verdict 25 years
    Scott Sullivan, former CFO Pleaded guilty 5 years
    David Myers, former controller Pleaded guilty 1 year, 1 day
    Buford Yates, former accounting director Pleaded guilty 1 year, 1 day
    Enron
    Kenneth Lay, former chairman Guilty verdict Deceased
    Jeffrey Skilling, former CEO Guilty verdict Due to be sentenced 10/23
    Andrew Fastow, former CFO Pleaded guilty 6 years
    Lea Fastow, former treasurer Pleaded guilty 1 year
    Michael Kopper, former managing director Pleaded guilty Due to be sentenced 11/03
    Adelphia
    John J. Rigas, founder Guilty verdict 15 years
    Timothy Rigas, former CFO Guilty verdict 20 years
    Michael Rigas, former executive VP Not guilty*
    James R. Brown, former vice president Pleaded guilty Awaiting sentencing
    Michael C. Mulcahey, former assistant treasurer Acquitted
    Tyco
    Dennis Kozlowski, former CEO Guilty verdict 8 to 25 years
    Mark Swartz, former CFO Guilty verdict 8 to 25 years
    Mark Belnick, former general counsel Acquitted
    HealthSouth
    Richard Scrushy, former CEO Acquitted
    Malcolm McVay, former CFO Pleaded guilty 7 days**
    Weston Smith, former CFO Pleaded guilty 2 years, 2 days
    William T. Owens, former CFO Pleaded guilty 5 years
    Michael Martin, former CFO Pleaded guilty 3 years
    Aaron Beam Jr., former CFO Pleaded guilty 3 months
    Emery Harris, former assistant controller Pleaded guilty 5 months
    *Found not guilty of conspiracy and wire fraud. Will be retried on 15 other charges.
    **Sentence has been appealed by the federal government and is under review.

    Thursday, October 05, 2006

    Teens: E-mail is for old people

    Is e-mail only for the old? That's the contention of a string of articles published in the last four months, the most recent appearing today in the Chronicle of Higher Education. The Chronicle says that in a study last ygers preferred new technology, like instant messaging or text messaging, for talking to friendear, "teenas and use e-mail to communicate with 'old people.'" The Mercury News says, "For those of you who have just figured out how to zap spam or manage your inbox, prepare for the bad news: E-mail is, like, so yesterday." And then there's USA Today, which makes the claim that "E-mail is so last millennium."

    Those are pretty dramatic statements, and they're based in part on last year's Pew Internet & American life study on teen Internet habits. 87 percent of teenagers in the US now use the Internet, and many of them prefer instant messaging to e-mail. According the report, "Teens who participated in focus groups for this study said that they view e-mail as something you use to talk to 'old people,' institutions, or to send complex instructions to large groups. When it comes to casual written conversation, particularly when talking with friends, online instant messaging is the clearly the mode of choice for today's online teens."

    This is a problem for institutions that use e-mail as an official communications tool, since students often miss announcements or deadlines. Unfortunately, IM isn't great for sending out reminders with lots of specifics, such as instructions for registration. What's a college to do?

    For some schools, the correct answer is: set up a MySpace page. After all, there's nothing hipper for students than being "friends" with your college registrar or school principal. The intriguing thing about this method of reaching students is that it's most often not "instant" at all; students receive messages when they log in or they visit the school's MySpace pages—the equivalent of using e-mail and a Web portal.

    E-mail isn't dying, but it's grown a little sick. comScore Media Metrix found that in April 2006, teen e-mail use was down 8 percent from a year before. Teens are using IM and MySpace for communication with friends, but they haven't abandoned the tool—that's why 89 percent of teens who use the Internet still use e-mail, while only 75 percent use instant messaging.

    But they have learned its limitations. One of those limitations is the staggering volume of spam that clogs most inboxes and the aggressive spam filters that make it impossible to know if any particular message got through.

    And for those worried that we are raising a generation of children who develop friendships only by staring at their monitors, the Pew report also contains an encouraging word. Teenagers till spend more time interacting face-to-face with friends than they do using technology.

    Tuesday, October 03, 2006

    The future of Europe's military

    I thought I would recommend, strongly, a read of a bleak, but fascinating new policy paper on the future of the European military.

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    Britain is balancing between the EU and Nato

    The thing is the work of a newish defence procurement agency for the EU – the European Defence Agency – and you may be less than surprised to learn that having decided the future looks very bleak, the EDA’s solution is lots of harmonised defence procurement and research spending, to be channeled through the, um, EDA.

    Leaving aside that fairly typical piece of Brussels self-actualisation (to use the psychiatrists’ term), the paper itself is amazingly blunt about how weak Europe may be in the future.

    Its most dramatic prediction is that traditional ideas of “victory” have to be jettisoned in favour of limited, multi-national campaigns to restore “stability” to conflict zones, with the grudging consent of an ageing, ever more casualty-averse European population.

    The paper, entitled: “An Initial Long-Term Vision for European Defence Capability and Capacity Needs”, paints a vision of Europe in 20 years time, in which plunging fertility rates leave militaries struggling to recruit young men and women of fighting age, at a time when national budgets will be under unprecedented strain to pay for greying populations.

    At the same time, increasingly cautious voters and politicians may be unwilling to contemplate casualties, or “potentially controversial interventions abroad - in particular interventions in regions from where large numbers of immigrants have come.”

    Voters will also be insistent on having UN backing for operations, and on crafting large coalitions of EU member states with a heavy involvement of civilian agencies, and not just fighting units, the paper suggests. They will also want military operations to be environmentally friendly, where possible.

    All these changes may drive a wedge between the United States and Europe, creating a “characteristically European approach”, which is “different in ambition and character” from a US vision of war-fighting, with for example, a stronger emphasis on “civil-military interoperability”.

    This European approach can be “nested within NATO conceptual frameworks and standards”, the paper says, in a nod to the trans-Atlantic alliance which has underpinned European security for decades.

    The tone could not be more different from the Bush administration’s talk of fighting for victory in a global war on terror. The paper predicts future European defence and security operations “will be expeditionary, multinational and multi-dimensional, directed at achieving security and stability more than “victory”.”

    It gives warning that militaries will have to cope, even more than today, with round the clock media attention.

    “In the conduct of war, ever greater attention will be paid to proportion and justification in the application of force, with an increasing tendency to hold individuals responsible for their actions not just at head of state or military commander level but down the command chain. Attention to collateral damage will be ever more acute,” it says.

    The paper was drawn up at the invitation of ministers by the EDA, an EU body which exists to push for more common spending and research by different EU defence ministries and industries. Accordingly, the paper’s favoured solution is steady harmonisation of European militaries, ideally using the same equipment, and using intelligence from pooled spy agencies.

    “The best form of interoperability for equipments and systems is commonality – using the same kit. This operational perspective matches the defence economic imperative to consolidate the demand side of the European defence equipment market,” the paper says.

    It calls for radical cuts to the standing armies of Europe, which currently number two million men and women, though a far smaller number of combat troops. “Approaches include out-sourcing; increased automation (from warships to robots); and reducing superfluous capability (do Europeans between them really need nearly 10.000 main battle tanks, and nearly 3.000 combat aircraft?).”

    The overwhelming tone is unremittingly bleak. “The global context is sobering,” it says, predicting a future of demographic and economic decline for Europe, in which EU citizens will have an average age of 45, and will find themselves utterly dependent on the outside world for energy. At the same time, the populations of Africa and the Middle East will be young, crowded into ever larger cities, and bitterly aware of their exclusion from the fruits of globalisation.

    America may lose interest in Europe, as well, the paper predicts. “Relatively poorer, older, and more anxious about its security, Europe may also find itself increasingly alone in confronting the problems of a difficult neighbourhood, as the focus of US foreign policy, following economic and geopolitical developments, shifts towards Asia.”

    The paper was presented at an informal meeting in Lapland, hosted by Finland, holder of the EU rotating presidency. Ministers endorsed it, but that does not mean they sign up to everything in it. Here is a press release on the ministerial meeting.

    Does Britain sign up to this kind of thing? Well, we are happy, I am told, maintaining a balancing act between the EU and the US-led world of Nato. It is too crude a generalization to say Nato is for the wars where people need bombing, and the EU is for the cuddly, hearts and minds stuff, but not by much.

    In more formal terms, a Ministry of Defence spokesman told me about the paper: “We see this as a pragmatic view of the future, and an important part of a long term strategic planning process. The UK is comfortable with our position of working with both Nato and the EU.”

    Greasing of Wheels Halts LA Traffic

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    Well, as if we didn't have enough to be pissed at President Bush for, we come to find him responsible for the hours-long traffic nightmare that's virtually shut down the Westside this evening.

    Yes, the most unpopular president since Herbert Hoover, who's treated California as virtually a foreign country for the past six years, came to town to get a little grease poured on his wheels by a few wealthy constituents (the fundraising dinner being at the house of venture capitalist Elliott Broidy, appointed early this year to Homeland Security's Advisory Council).

    Broidy's house being in Holmby Hills, naturally the entire 405 is shut down in rolling strips this evening, in both directions, while Sunset Blvd. is completely closed from 4-8 PM from Westwood to the freeway. So as hundreds of thousands sit in gridlock, burning precious gasoline at $3.00 per gallon, it's worth remembering who really owns this country.

    We'll breathe a lot easier when the ape has taken his circus and left town. And so will the Governator, who's been running from the freakshow all day.

    Thursday, September 28, 2006

    CC Cock Up

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    Big oops regarding the congestion charge:

    The London congestion charge regulator has apologised to a motorist after wrongly sending him 31 bills for non-payment followed by a further 34 repeat bills... Mr Timothy, 47, from Brecon, Mid Wales, initially received £2,480 worth of bills and told BBC Radio 4's You And Yours programme the cost had been set to increase if he did not pay up. "It amounts to £4,650 if it's not paid by October 2 or then the bailiffs will come round - you know quite threatening," he said.

    The only thing was that the poor bugger hasn't been to London since 1981. Wonder if he was here for the wedding.

    TFL have apologised and are sending Mr Timothy some money to make up for the hassle. They should really offer him a trip to the capital to see what he's been missing for the fifteen years.

    Branson's SpaceShipTwo interiors to look amazing


    Wired Magazine's NextFest is taking place in NYC this week, and I wish I could be there.

    Among the many amazing things at NextFest today: Sir Richard Branson unveiled the concept interior for SpaceShipTwo, the Virgin Galactic spaceliners on which passengers will soon be able to space-vacay with cushy intergalactic recliner seats and lots of big windows looking out on the great beyond.

    “It won’t be much different than this,” Branson told reporters here at Wired Magazine’s NextFest forum. “It’s strange to think that in 12 months we’ll be unveiling the actual plane, and then test flights will commence right after that.”

    Virgin Galactic’s spaceliners will be specially-outfitted SpaceShipTwo vehicles built by Mojave, California-based Scaled Composites and veteran aerospace designer Burt Rutan. The new spacecraft, designed specifically for space tourism, will be three times the size of Rutan’s SpaceShipOne, which won the $10 million Ansari X Prize for privately-developed piloted spacecraft capable of reaching suborbital space twice in two weeks.

    Link to Space.com story. Image: Mock-up interior of SpaceShipTwo. Michael Soluri, for SPACE.com

    Wednesday, September 27, 2006

    Sites of the future

    An interesting online technology conference called DEMO is taking place in San Diego at the moment. Here are my picks of the coolest stuff being shown off:

    • Presto is an attempt to keep older people in the loop when families start pinging photos around the world by email. It'll let you buy your grandmother a printer that connects to her phone line. Then, when you send photos to a special email address, it'll automatically print her out a hard copy. I think it's quite a clever idea. And it's important to remember not everyone embraces technology quickly.
    • AdLirix plans to inserts adverts between streamed songs based on their lyrics - a kind of adwords for music. It's not clear how the system recognises words - I think it must be from the tracklisting rather than voice recognition. Otherwise death metal fans may get some weird adverts.
    • BuzzLogic hopes to cash in on ongoing trend. It plans to let companies find blogs that could opinion influence the opion of their customers. Graphics show the importance of different sources and whether they love or hate you. I've written before about research that could be used to develop similar, but even more sophisticated, systems.
    • Eyespot is video editing for the YouTube generation and, hopefully, it could dramatically improve the quality of online user-created video. You can upload clips to their site, edit them, add effects and have anyone view the result. This is something YouTube or Google Video could well look into developing or buying for themselves soon.
    • Last of all, VaporStream is an antidote to the traceability of electronic communications. Once a message is sent and read, it's gone forever. Here's a full explanation.
    For more DEMO coverage check out all the videos of the presentations and the official blog.

    Micro air vehicles that cooperate

    MIT researchers are using tricked-out model helicopters, each about the size of a seagull, to demonstrate swarming behavior in unmanned micro-air vehicles (drones). According to Aeronautics and Astronautics professor Jonathan How, they're focusing on techniques for "persistent surveillance." A group of drones could act as a distributed eye-in-the-sky for a military convoy with the vehicles taking turns landing on a truck for recharging in a docking station.  Images Four Vehicles Close Up
    From New Scientist:
    In the indoor tests, up to five radio-controlled helicopters are being used to collaboratively track small ground vehicles and land on the back of small moving platforms.

    A video shows one of the vehicles landing on a moving truck, while using a camera to lock onto the target and landing pad.

    In another experiment, each UAV was programmed to automatically land on a stationary recharging station when running low on battery power. Another video shows two aircraft working together to track a moving ground vehicle. The UAVs automatically take turns tracking the target at low altitude.
    Link to New Scientist article, Link to MIT press release

    Do not accept a lift from this man

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    In search of a good Royal story - we sometimes forget all about them, but thankfully years of inbreeding means that the next blue blooded blunder is just around the corner. This one involves a fold up bicycle:
    The Queen's nephew Lord Linley refused to apologise yesterday after he was photographed pedalling along King's Road in Chelsea with his four-year-old daughter perched precariously on the rack of his folding bicycle. The Hon Margarita Armstrong-Jones, who is 14th in line to the throne, was pictured wearing a safety helmet, grasping hold of her father's coat, her face buried in his back and her legs dangling over the rear wheel. Lord Linley, the son of Princess Margaret, was balancing his daughter's schoolbags on the handlebars as he negotiated the rush-hour traffic.

    If she was secured in a humvee and menacing cyclists this wouldn't be a story of course, but while we encourage ditching the car for a bike it's still not a good idea to balance your kid in an inappropriate place (there's a Sickipedia gag in there somewhere).

    The bicycle company said the shelf was designed to carry a light raincoat, not a child.

    Well, according to David Icke the Royals like nothing better than using small children as light raincoats so maybe Lord Linley wasn't technically in the wrong.

    Sunday, September 24, 2006

    A "European" victory?


    You would not have guessed it from the blizzard of blue and gold flags at the K Club in County Kildare today that the Ryder Cup was originally a sporting event between the best American professionals and those of Great Britain. The first contest was in June 1927 at the Worcester Country Club, Massachusetts, when the United States team defeated their counterparts from Great Britain 9½ -2½.

    This victory was to set something of a precedent in that in the first 19 matches (played every other year, with none during WWII) from 1927 to 1971, the British won only three times and drew once – in 1969.

    In an attempt to balance up this uneven competition, Ireland was officially added to the British team in 1973, it becoming an Anglo-Irish team for the three tournaments of 1973, 1975 and 1977. The addition, however, did nothing to change the fortunes of the players on this side of the pond. The US also won those three contests.

    Almost in desperation, therefore, the British Professional Golf Association prevailed on its American counterpart to widen out the competition to all of continental Europe and, in 1979 the first of the modern matches was played, styled as the USA versus Europe. The US won that and the next two matches.

    Meanwhile, the great dream of a "European identity" was stirring in the bosom of the nascent European Union (yet to acquire that name) and, in 1984 the European Council at Fontainebleau (where Thatcher got "her money back") commissioned a report from a committee chaired by Italian MEP Pietro Adonnino to recommend various measures to build the public's sense of European identity.

    He reported back at the Milan Council in 1985, suggesting, amongst other things, a Euro lottery, an EU driving license, the adoption of the blue flag with gold stars; and the creation of European sports teams.

    The latter endeavour has been singularly unsuccessful to the extent that when Romano Prodi in 1999 suggested "European" teams should represent the 25 EU nations at the Olympics, he was laughed out of court. But, ironically, the one area where the commission has had some success is in hijacking the "European" Ryder Cup, flooding the venues with its emblem.

    Thus, as the headlines proclaimed, "Europe wins historic third victory in succession over America in Ryder Cup", there were "ring of stars" symbols everywhere, on hats, scoreboards, flags, shirts, etc. All the television symbols and other publicity logos were blue with the ring of stars.

    This was all that Adonnino could have wanted when he proclaimed in 1985 that sport provided a key opportunity to promote a "sense of a European identity".

    But, like so many things the EU touches, the victory was an illusion. The victorious "Europe" team included two Swedes (one of whom lost in the final day singles), two Spaniards (one of whom lost), two Irishmen (one of whom lost, the other ended all square) along with six citizens of the UK (four English, one Scot, one Northern Irish), all of whom won. In all, 21 of the 25 "European" nations were not represented. There were not many Latvians in view, or Italians, or French.

    Effectively, the 1927 dream of a victory by Britain over the US has come true – only now it is under the cover of an EU flag. Perhaps that is the only model to which the EU can ever aspire which might even bring it "victory" in a wider sphere, which might explain why – for all the provocation – the poor little Europeans are so keen for Britain to remain in the EU.

    Nevertheless, one does wonder how much of the EU's publicity budget was spent by the European Commission to see six Brits beat the USA.